Thursday, March 14, 2013
Awesome Chicks
For some reason, everyone seems to think Ricky Martin the Metal Chicken’s siblings are boys, because everyone is suggesting boy names.
That’s silly.
They’re obviously chicks. Awesome chicks.
Names I’ve been considering:
Lady Day
Rosemary Clooney
Ella Fitzgerald
Dinah Washington
Aretha Franklin
Mae West
March 14th, 2013 at 9:05 pm
Ada Lovelace
Sarah O’Connor
Miss Marple
Elizabeth Bennett
March 14th, 2013 at 9:15 pm
Balut. One of them should definitely be named balut. The one you are going to give to Nathan to take with him on our Philippine food expedition.
March 14th, 2013 at 10:37 pm
Ah. Please pardon my inadvertent bias. I thought all metal chickens (except Beyonce, of course), were male.
Obviously the appropriate name is “Nancy Wake.”
March 14th, 2013 at 10:37 pm
I would just like to point out that I named them Bon1 and Bon2. Bonbon is Scottish and is short for Bonnie. Just sayin.
March 15th, 2013 at 8:03 am
Of course, to be totally recursive, we could name one of the chicks “Jenny the Bloggess”
March 15th, 2013 at 1:47 pm
You could name one Lizzie Borden, but I don’t think anyone would want to be left alone in the house with her.