Friday, June 9, 2006
Note To Stupid People
If you insist on having loud cell phone conversations in public spaces–particularly conversations where you are arguing unpleasantly with your mother/girlfriend/boyfriend/roommate–please be aware that any stupid things you say will become a running joke.
Especially if you say something particularly ridiculous, such as, “Fine! I’ll sell my twenty-seven inch TV!”
It was the way he kept repeating “twenty-seven inch TV” that did it.
June 11th, 2006 at 11:58 pm
That guy freaks me out. He always calls me “buddy” and to beat it all, he was carrying an extremely large package of toilet paper.