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Friday, June 9, 2006

Note To Stupid People

If you insist on having loud cell phone conversations in public spaces–particularly conversations where you are arguing unpleasantly with your mother/girlfriend/boyfriend/roommate–please be aware that any stupid things you say will become a running joke.

Especially if you say something particularly ridiculous, such as, “Fine! I’ll sell my twenty-seven inch TV!”

It was the way he kept repeating “twenty-seven inch TV” that did it.

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