Random (but not really)

Friday, June 23, 2006

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Snark practice.

greek myth fell into the water and drowned
Actually, it’s not a myth. People actually do, in fact, fall into the water and drown. This is why swimming lessons are recommended for all children, starting at a young age.

why is there less female heroes
Because the word heroes is plural, not singular.

the garden of stubborn cats by italo calvino
stubborn cats” is redundant.

ambulances of the 1940 s 50 s 60 s
Okay, that sounds kind of interesting, pictures of old ambulances–and maybe even fire trucks. Did you try google images?

how big is a fat half fabric
They’re fat quarters. And that would be a quarter yard.

how do i feel being a young naturalist
If I were actually a young naturalist, I’d probably feel pretty good about it.

result of adolf hitler s actions
Is this a trick question?

people stomping on bugs
As much as I dislike creatures with too many legs, looking for a website dedicated to bug stomping is kinda creepy.

html codes for resizing pictures
Don’t resize your images in HTML. Resize your images in a photo editor. If you resize them in HTML they’ll look terrible. What you’re probably looking for is how to make a thumbnail image that links to a larger image.

how not to dress
Please see almost every picture ever taken of me. See also: Go Fug Yourself

recipes leftover hamburgers
Boy are you in the wrong place. Unless you’re eating organic and/or local grown beef, I suggest you read Eric Schlosser’s Fast Food Nation.

lions mane jellyfish funny facts
The venom in the nematocysts of the Lion’s Mane is a powerful neurotoxin. If a human were to get stung enough, it could be fatal, provided sufficient poison had been absorbed by the body” That’s not really ha-ha funny though.

random things to talk about with your boyfriend
How about Lion’s Mane Jellyfish?

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