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Pardon Me, I Need to Go Get Some Wooden Pencils

Went to check my horoscope today, and read this:

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You might consider picking up some holy water and a few stout wooden stakes. They’ll come in handy soon, although I’m not sure how.

I laughed, and then read this to Gina, who sits right next to me.

Gina also laughed, and then asked, “Hey! What’s mine?”

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Your incisors will seem to be getting longer today, and you will find sunlight hurts your eyes. Probably just a cold, and nothing to worry about.

Oh. I see.

One Response to “Pardon Me, I Need to Go Get Some Wooden Pencils”

  1. erin Says:

    Oh that was perfect :)

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