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Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Not-Sophie Fan Club
To heck with you all not-Sophie haters! I’m starting a not-Sophie fan club!
Anyone want to join?
Not-Sophie has many wonderful qualities that everyone seems to be ignoring. She’s brave. She hates injustice. She looks out for those who are weaker than she is.
She’s also complex.
And lots of fun at parties, what with the whole telekinesis thing.
ADDENDUM the First:
Sits in the corner scribbling not-Sophie/Blink fan fic.
Not-Sophie stood over Farthum’s quivering corpse, viscous yellow plasma dripping off the edge of her sword.
“Oh Not-Sophie!” cried Blink, “You SAVED me!” His pseudo-pods quivered as she looked deep into his eye.
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April 2nd, 2008 at 10:10 pm
I’ve got nothing against her as long as she doesn’t try to harm Blink. But then it turned out that they’re arch enemies in disguise, so alas I must side with Blink. Sorry, Not-Sophie!
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:29 pm
I’m in. She’s a survivor… plus she stands a better chance (hopefully) of becoming a spacehooker than 11-year old Sophie.
Maybe we could wage a “Bring Back not-Sophie” letter writing campaign?
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:38 pm
We’ll do it! We’ll bring her back!
And we’ll find the REAL Blink! Not some horrid plastic surgery victim!
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:51 am
OK, if as Jeri suggests she’s gonna become a space hooker, I’m all for joining. I do wonder, however, why Jeri is so hopeful about this potential turn of events? And if there will be fan fiction, will not-Sophie’s space hooking be a major plot line, and will said fiction delve into the more steamy romance side of her hooking, given that this type of fiction today already encompasses paranormal beings?
Enquiring minds want to know.
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:10 am
Well, if we do decide to do that kind of fan fic, at least we can now do an info dump–right in the middle–on the history of vibrators.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:21 am
OK, I just snorted yogurt!
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:28 am
ROFL!!
Nathan was the one who wanted to see Sophie/not-Sophie become a spacehooker. I just think the plot twists required to get her there would be pretty hilarious. Imagine all the interspecies, multiple-personality adventures Sophie the Spacehooker could have! Maybe Spider Robinson needs to write this as a follow-on to his Callahan’s Chronicles. ;)
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:31 am
What you folks don’t seem to grasp is that Not-Sophie is the Kenny of Sophie From Shinola. Not-Sophie must die at the end of every episode and then, inexplicably, show up alive in the next episode. I love Not-Sophie. I love killing Not-Sophie over and over and over again.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
You realize I’ve yet to write my part of the story…. (rushes off to scribble out ideas)
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Well, I’d say you’re just being a slacker Tania.
You’ll note that Michelle and Eric and I don’t let something as trivial as waiting our turns keep us from writing episodes.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I was going to say it’s hardly worth it to plot, since there is a likelihood you’ll be messed over. But then again, for several of us, the previous person has written precisely what we needed. So hard to say.
And we just like to write. What can I say?
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Tania, Just bear in mind that Not-Sophie will, most likely, have just died a horrible death.
::grin::
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I think of not-Sophie as kind of like a Terminator. She gets mowed down with an automatic weapon, then turns her skull back around the right way, stands up, and keeps coming.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
HEY! No killing off not-Sophie here at her fan club!
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:41 pm
KA–BOOOOOOOOOM!
Ooh, is that Not-Sophie all over the ceiling?
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Not-Sophie rematerialized after a brief moment, pulled a six-shooter out of the ether and aimed it at Nathan.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:27 pm
I think mine was a third and completely unrelated offshot. :P