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April 27th, 2008 at 10:21 am
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April 27th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
TAKE YOUR PILL!
No wait… something seems backwards…
:D
April 27th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Not to worry … I’ll see your lack of blogging and raise you double the lack of blogging on my blog!
April 27th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
::in a deep, manly voice::
I find your lack of blogging…
disturbing.
April 28th, 2008 at 12:41 am
Hey - nobody’s here. Is there beer in the fridge?
April 28th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up if you’re there. Are you there? Hello? Hello? No? I guess you’re not there.
I’m not calling for any particular reason. Just seeing if you’re there. Are you there?
Ok, bye.
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Ok, I’m hanging up now. Unless you’re there?
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Fine.
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April 28th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
To: the owner of this blog. It has recently come to our attention that you are providing images of questionable morality to persons unknown. While this is normally not a matter for this office, the possibility has come to light that either the subjects of said pictures are underage, or possibly that the receipients of said picturers are underage. If one or both are the case, it is definitely a matter for this office. You must cease and desist taking pictures of underage subjects or distributing such pictures to underage persons. You must also show cause as to why the Internet should not rise up in arms against perverted persons such as you yourself represent.
The Auntie-Pr0n Committee
April 28th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Never fails.
The blog always calls when I’m in the shower.
We have spent the entire day in utter slothdom. Between sleeping in and naps I figure I’m going to have a hard time getting to be tonight.
But it was good to do absolutely nothing.
And Jeri, Michael has all *kinds* of beer in the fridge. Most of which you won’t find on tap at most bars. I also have dark chocolate peanut butter in the cabinet.
April 28th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Dibs on the dark chocolate peanut butter!
April 28th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Mmmmm… dark chocolate peanut butter. What’s the brand? I’m watching carbs and general portions now but moderate portions of either PB or dark dark chocolate are ok - so I’d be all over that.
Tania, would you share? Even though you’re the celebrity du jour?
April 29th, 2008 at 1:27 am
Of course! Bring some bread and we’ll make toast to spread it on.