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I’ve still got a nagging cough and exhaustion.
Amuse yourself with the following:
topless athelets
OK. First, “athelets” sounds akin to the metal eyelets in your sneakers. Second, Olympians originally competed in the nude. But topless?
daysypgal
Yes, you can find the definition here. But you can NOT find any pictures. Thank goodness.
hair braid morgantown wv
I can’t even imagine what this person was looking for.
why do i feel so crappy?
Because you have the flu. Go drink lots of orange juice and take a nap. You’ll feel better in a couple of weeks.
10 things that make me mad
George W. Bush
Rude drivers
People who obliviously talk on their cell phones in public spaces
Blatant ignorance
Child abuse
Books with cliffhanger endings
Specific people who will remain unnamed
Internet Explorer
Racists
Dropping my ice cream off the cone and onto the floor
despite
Despite what?
is gruntle the opposite of disgruntle
No. But it should be.
And most disturbing, I had 324 people end up searching for tall woman leather
Weren’t they disappointed!
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June 10th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Hah! The last time I looked, I had more hits from people looking for “platonic marriage” than anything else.
:)
June 10th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Hey, you. Let go of my chocolate peanut butter ice cream. Stop!
June 10th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Umm…. I have to make up for my theoretical ice cream I theoretically dropped on the floor?
June 10th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Not at my house. We are very understanding about drops, spills, stains, and the like.
But it’s MY ChocPB Ice Cream. If you’d like some lemon-raspberry swirl sorbet, go ahead. It’s good.
But NO ONE touches my ice cream.
June 10th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Drat. You’re taller than me and have longer arms. I’m doomed!
June 11th, 2008 at 1:25 am
I think I’m going to come to your site and search on totally freakazoidal things just to see if I can skew your results. Like “can I marry my half-sister in West Virginia” and “what’s a toxic dose of rat poison in humans”. Although if you have some photos of tall women in leather we should start a gallery ‘cuz we’re Jim Wright’s best fans.
June 11th, 2008 at 8:19 am
Jeri, if you want freakazoid things, go here. I don’t even list the search terms that stem from this section, because I “deserve” those search terms.
And now I think about it, I’m pretty sure the tall women in leather comes from my book reviews.
I’ve been reading a *lot* of supernatural fantasy recently. :)
And although I don’t know the toxic does of rat poison, I do know what happens when you autoclave chicken, and approximately how long it takes to freeze a mouse in liquid nitrogen so it shatters when you drop it on the floor.
June 12th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Is turbing the opposite of disturbing? Is appointing the opposite of disappointing? OK, maybe they should be. You are appointing me with your “search terms” posts. I’ve never been more turbed! Thanks. :)
I don’t think anybody but me ever searches for things on my blog. I’m jealous!