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Bra Power!
Harnessing the power of breast movement:
(B)reasts move on three different axes: from side to side, front to back, and up and down. The most motion is generated on the vertical axis. Naturally, the bigger the breast, the more momentum it generates. “Let’s face it—if you’re a double-A marathoner, you’re probably not going to get that iPod up and running,”
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June 26th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Neat concept, but the momentum thing makes me say “Duh”. There’s a reason I usually swim instead of run. Yes, I do run (shudder), but it is not a comfortable experience. John likes to join me on the track. Bastard.
June 26th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Well, they did talk about finding a happy medium between harnessing (snicker) energy and comfort and stability.
June 26th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
With the cost of my last hydro bill, I would be interested in this type of technology After all, my girls could probably solve the renewable energy crisis.
No marathons for me…court order..too many small children were being harmed!
June 26th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
That’s … interesting … hey … I may have found a workaround for my commenting problem. I’m testing it now.
June 26th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
To prove that my strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure, I will refrain from all the comments that ran through my head as I read the article.
June 26th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Y’know Kim, to stop being silly for a moment (!) a co-worker at my last job had breast reduction surgery, and she said it was marvelous–solved her back problems and all those other related issues.
And I know I read something YESTERDAY about rating sports bras… HA! This isn’t the same thing, but close enough…Find the Right Sports Bra
June 26th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
And because you’re surrounded by women Vince? Two of whom have talked about riflery?
June 26th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
And because you’re surrounded by women Vince? Two of whom have talked about riflery?
Well….
Perhaps just a little bit.
I’ll tell you now
And I won’t tell you twice
Where when and how
I got some bad advice
I never thought I could handle
A girl with guns
And let me tell you
You can bet that I’m not the only one
Stand tall, don’t think small
Don’t get your back against the wall
Shoot straight, I can’t wait
Aim for the heart and fire away
I’ve come around
I understand today
And she’s the target now
I’m gonna have my way
I always heard
Don’t go messing with a girl with guns
She don’t need you
She couldn’t love you
She couldn’t be any fun
Stand tall, don’t think small
Don’t get your back against the wall
Shoot straight, I can’t wait
Aim for the heart and fire away
An innocent bystander
Who forgets to look both ways
Who never tries to understand her
Won’t feel the heat ’til it’s too late
Stand tall, don’t think small
Don’t get your back against the wall
Shoot straight, I can’t wait
Aim for the heart and fire away
Tommy Shaw
“Girls With Guns”
June 26th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Hey Vince? I like you..you are a brave man (as she lowers the business end of her Winchester)
Michelle..i have looked into reduction. Even had the consultation. Still up in the air.
thanks for the sports bra link…I am always looking for the right one!
June 26th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Vince is a brave man.
And lucky for him, an amusing one. :)
As far as the reduction surgery, the woman who I know who got it was *delighted* and I think wondered why she hadn’t done it earlier.
June 26th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Heh. My second date with the wife was to the gun range.’
And Michelle - just to tease - I have a little inside info on WVU, but I can’t put it on the Net.
June 26th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
E-MAIL ME! WAH!
June 26th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I’ve got the inside scoop AND I’m meeting Tom later today. Want a post card from Boston?
:p
June 26th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Ooh. Inside scoop. How exciting.
Yeah, I’m married to the guy who’s been known to look at me and say “I’m sorry, I didn’t hear anything you just said, I was staring at your breasts.”
At least he’s honest about it. One the reasons I hated PE in HS was the breast thing.
June 26th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Michelle, did I send you an email last night to your gmail account? Because I thought I did, but it’s not in sent mail, and I don’t think I changed my mind, but you never can tell… It was late and I was distracted.
June 26th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Tania, I spent most of HS with the build of a boy, and it wasn’t that much easier.
I think high school was simply invented to suck.
(And I have friends/co-workers like that. It doesn’t offend me, because that’s just the way they are.)
June 26th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Yes, it was a no-reply thing, so I keep *meaning* to, you know, compose a message.
(hangs head in shame)
Yes, I am pathetic.
June 26th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I linked to your post. I like that the doctor who is doing the study is named Wang! :-)
June 26th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
I think this subject warrants a great deal more study. I volunteer!
Put the fucking guns down girls.
June 26th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Hey, you men get all cranky when we make fun of *your* bits!
June 26th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Us men, cranky? Shirley you jest?
June 26th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
The water was cold…It was shrinkage!
June 26th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Stop calling me Shirley!
That’s what they *all* say Nathan.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:41 am
“I’m sorry, I didn’t hear anything you just said, I was staring at your breasts.â€
True, so true (Apologies, Wright is easily distracted by cleavage. I can’t help it, shoot me).
June 27th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Guys, please realize that you’re why I wear baggy shirts and layers to work.
Because it’s sometimes important to have conversations. ;)
June 27th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Oh! I found the article on sports bras! It was in Health magazine, and rated bras in a variety of categories and had more detail than the link on their website.
Lemme know if anyone wants me to scan it.