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Monday, June 30, 2008
Addresses
I seem to be in charge of the UCF address book. However, I am missing the addresses of some of you.
So if you’d like your address shared with the rest of us crazy people, send me your address, and then I can send out the addresses to everyone who wants ‘em.
Lemme know in the comments if you want the address book and if an Excel file is an acceptable format for the addresses.
If you’d like your email address added to the list, e-mail me.
June 30th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
I’d like a copy. Excel is fine.
June 30th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
You can add my email if you want – you have my address. And yeah, I’ll take a copy. Excel is fine.
July 1st, 2008 at 12:15 am
:Stevie Wonder Version::
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to you!
::Beatles Version::
Da-Da-da-da-da-da-da-duh…They say it’s yer birthday! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-duh Happy Birthday to ya!
::Old man version::
Heh, heh, heh. Come sit on my lap birthday girl.
I hope the last wasn’t too creepy. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
July 1st, 2008 at 12:30 am
You know I’d like a copy.
And….
cindy calls me every year on my birthday (one week away!), and I think you’ll enjoy it too.
The Birthday Dirge (drones miserably to the tune of The Volga Boatman
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Now you’ve aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
So you’ve aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Now that you’re the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Soon your hair will all turn grey
Then fall out (or so they say)
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
So far Death you have bypassed
Don’t look back, he’s gaining fast
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
See the wrinkles on your face
Like the pattern of fine lace
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
So you’re 29 again
Don’t tell lies to your good friend
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
When you’ve reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Now your jail-bait days are done
Let’s go out and have some fun
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Michelle!!
July 1st, 2008 at 12:33 am
Oh, it’s traditional to make a grunting sound after each exclamation point. It’s not a perky song. My favorite verse is about the looting and pillaging, kill the women save the sheep. I left that out, since Michelle live in WV, that might hit a little close to home.
heh.
July 1st, 2008 at 1:01 am
Hippo birdies two ewes!
Hippo birdies two ewes!
Hippo birdies deer Michelle,
Hippo birdies two ewes.
Best sung while visualizing The Dance of the Hours from Fantasia.
July 1st, 2008 at 1:25 am
And in keeping with the wonderful mood set by Tania, I present, courtesy of Canada’s own Arrogant Worms, “The Happy Birthday Song”:
Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song
Happy birthday!
Now you’re one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn’t over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn’t die this year
I guess that’s good enough
So let’s drink to your fading health
And hope you don’t remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year
Does it feel like you’re doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer
[ Find more Lyrics at http://www.mp3lyrics.org/zH ]
Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You’re starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It’s downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn’t ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might
Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life’s so sad it’s funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear Michelle.
July 1st, 2008 at 2:50 am
Hah! I taunt you! What could this be?
Hmm? I wonder…
July 1st, 2008 at 8:09 am
You are are the BEST! A DIRGE! For ME!
AWESOME!
WHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 1st, 2008 at 9:16 am
I’d like a copy please and thank you. Excel is fine. And Happy Birthday!
July 1st, 2008 at 10:52 am
Matt, send me your address so I can add you to the list.
And thank you!
July 1st, 2008 at 11:32 am
You already have my address, so just add me to the recipients’ list.
Love the dirges. :)