Comments on: Addresses http://klishis.com/notreally/archives/2346 I'm not pithy enough to have a tagline Tue, 22 May 2012 14:39:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Anne C. http://klishis.com/notreally/archives/2346/comment-page-1#comment-3375 Anne C. Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:32:03 +0000 http://klishis.com/notreally/?p=2346#comment-3375 You already have my address, so just add me to the recipients' list. Love the dirges. :) You already have my address, so just add me to the recipients’ list.

Love the dirges. :)

]]> By: Michelle http://klishis.com/notreally/archives/2346/comment-page-1#comment-3373 Michelle Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:52:37 +0000 http://klishis.com/notreally/?p=2346#comment-3373 Matt, send me your address so I can add you to the list. And thank you! Matt, send me your address so I can add you to the list.

And thank you!

]]> By: mattw http://klishis.com/notreally/archives/2346/comment-page-1#comment-3372 mattw Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:16:58 +0000 http://klishis.com/notreally/?p=2346#comment-3372 I'd like a copy please and thank you. Excel is fine. And Happy Birthday! I’d like a copy please and thank you. Excel is fine. And Happy Birthday!

]]> By: Michelle http://klishis.com/notreally/archives/2346/comment-page-1#comment-3369 Michelle Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:09:45 +0000 http://klishis.com/notreally/?p=2346#comment-3369 You are are the BEST! A DIRGE! For ME! AWESOME! WHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are are the BEST! A DIRGE! For ME!

AWESOME!

WHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Tania http://klishis.com/notreally/archives/2346/comment-page-1#comment-3367 Tania Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:50:27 +0000 http://klishis.com/notreally/?p=2346#comment-3367 Hah! I taunt you! What could <a href="http://www.ups.com/WebTracking/processInputRequest?loc=en_US&Requester=NOT&tracknum=1Z910X210289834543&AgreeToTermsAndConditions=yes" rel="nofollow">this</a> be? Hmm? I wonder... Hah! I taunt you! What could this be?

Hmm? I wonder…

]]> By: Vince http://klishis.com/notreally/archives/2346/comment-page-1#comment-3365 Vince Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:25:43 +0000 http://klishis.com/notreally/?p=2346#comment-3365 And in keeping with the wonderful mood set by Tania, I present, courtesy of Canada's own Arrogant Worms, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACUjMNDSrgY" rel="nofollow">"The Happy Birthday Song"</a>: Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make Another trip around the sun And the whole clan gathers round And gifts and laughter do abound And we let out a joyful sound And sing that stupid song Happy birthday! Now you're one year older! Happy birthday! Your life still isn't over! Happy birthday! You did not accomplish much But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough So let's drink to your fading health And hope you don't remind yourself The chance of finding fame and wealth Decrease with every year Does it feel like you're doing laps And eating food and taking naps And hoping that someday perhaps Your life will hold some cheer [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/zH ] Happy birthday! What have you done that matters? Happy birthday! You're starting to get fatter Happy birthday! It's downhill from now on Try not to remind yourself Your best years are all gone If cryogenics were all free Then you could live like Walt Disney And live for all eternity Inside a block of ice But instead your time is set This is the only life you get And though it hasn't ended yet Sometimes you wish it might Happy birthday! You wish you had more money Happy birthday! Your life's so sad it's funny Happy birthday! How much more can you take? But your friends are hungry So just cut the stupid cake Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday, dear Michelle. And in keeping with the wonderful mood set by Tania, I present, courtesy of Canada’s own Arrogant Worms, “The Happy Birthday Song”:

Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song
Happy birthday!
Now you’re one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn’t over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn’t die this year
I guess that’s good enough
So let’s drink to your fading health
And hope you don’t remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year
Does it feel like you’re doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer
[ Find more Lyrics at http://www.mp3lyrics.org/zH ]
Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You’re starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It’s downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn’t ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might
Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life’s so sad it’s funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear Michelle.

]]> By: Jeri http://klishis.com/notreally/archives/2346/comment-page-1#comment-3364 Jeri Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:01:07 +0000 http://klishis.com/notreally/?p=2346#comment-3364 Hippo birdies two ewes! Hippo birdies two ewes! Hippo birdies deer Michelle, Hippo birdies two ewes. Best sung while visualizing <i>The Dance of the Hours</i> from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kujWSIFoe94" rel="nofollow">Fantasia</a>. Hippo birdies two ewes!
Hippo birdies two ewes!
Hippo birdies deer Michelle,
Hippo birdies two ewes.

Best sung while visualizing The Dance of the Hours from Fantasia.

]]> By: Tania http://klishis.com/notreally/archives/2346/comment-page-1#comment-3363 Tania Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:33:09 +0000 http://klishis.com/notreally/?p=2346#comment-3363 Oh, it's traditional to make a grunting sound after each exclamation point. It's not a perky song. My favorite verse is about the looting and pillaging, kill the women save the sheep. I left that out, since Michelle live in WV, that might hit a little close to home. heh. Oh, it’s traditional to make a grunting sound after each exclamation point. It’s not a perky song. My favorite verse is about the looting and pillaging, kill the women save the sheep. I left that out, since Michelle live in WV, that might hit a little close to home.
heh.

]]> By: Tania http://klishis.com/notreally/archives/2346/comment-page-1#comment-3362 Tania Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:30:55 +0000 http://klishis.com/notreally/?p=2346#comment-3362 You know I'd like a copy. And.... cindy calls me every year on my birthday (one week away!), and I think you'll enjoy it too. The Birthday Dirge (drones miserably to the tune of <i>The Volga Boatman</i> Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Now you've aged another year Now you know that Death is near It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Birthdays come but once a year Marking time as Death draws near It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! So you've aged another year Now you know that Death is near It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Now that you're the age you are Your demise cannot be far It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Soon your hair will all turn grey Then fall out (or so they say) It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! May the candles on your cake Burn like cities in your wake. It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! So far Death you have bypassed Don't look back, he's gaining fast It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! See the wrinkles on your face Like the pattern of fine lace It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! So you're 29 again Don't tell lies to your good friend It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! When you've reached this age you know That the mind is first to go It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Now your jail-bait days are done Let's go out and have some fun It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday Michelle!! You know I’d like a copy.

And….

cindy calls me every year on my birthday (one week away!), and I think you’ll enjoy it too.

The Birthday Dirge (drones miserably to the tune of The Volga Boatman
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Now you’ve aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
So you’ve aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Now that you’re the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Soon your hair will all turn grey
Then fall out (or so they say)
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
So far Death you have bypassed
Don’t look back, he’s gaining fast
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
See the wrinkles on your face
Like the pattern of fine lace
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
So you’re 29 again
Don’t tell lies to your good friend
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
When you’ve reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Now your jail-bait days are done
Let’s go out and have some fun
It’s Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Michelle!!

]]> By: Nathan http://klishis.com/notreally/archives/2346/comment-page-1#comment-3361 Nathan Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:15:14 +0000 http://klishis.com/notreally/?p=2346#comment-3361 :Stevie Wonder Version:: Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to you! ::Beatles Version:: Da-Da-da-da-da-da-da-duh...They say it's yer birthday! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-duh Happy Birthday to ya! ::Old man version:: Heh, heh, heh. Come sit on my lap birthday girl. I hope the last wasn't too creepy. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :Stevie Wonder Version::

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to you!

::Beatles Version::

Da-Da-da-da-da-da-da-duh…They say it’s yer birthday! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-duh Happy Birthday to ya!

::Old man version::

Heh, heh, heh. Come sit on my lap birthday girl.

I hope the last wasn’t too creepy. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

]]> By: Vince http://klishis.com/notreally/archives/2346/comment-page-1#comment-3359 Vince Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:31:52 +0000 http://klishis.com/notreally/?p=2346#comment-3359 You can add my email if you want - you have my address. And yeah, I'll take a copy. Excel is fine. You can add my email if you want – you have my address. And yeah, I’ll take a copy. Excel is fine.

]]> By: Nathan http://klishis.com/notreally/archives/2346/comment-page-1#comment-3358 Nathan Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:26:17 +0000 http://klishis.com/notreally/?p=2346#comment-3358 I'd like a copy. Excel is fine. I’d like a copy. Excel is fine.

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