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Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Please Leave a Message after the Pithy Remark
We apologize, but we are unable to entertain you today.
Please accept one of the following excuses:
I am unable to be entertaining because the cat ate my mouse.
I am unable to be entertaining because 12 pounds of cat is demanding my attention.
I am unable to be entertaining because the cat got behind my computer and pulled out all the plugs.
I am unable to be entertaining because I cannot see my computer screen.
Once you have selected your desired excuse, please move into the lounge and relax until entertainment returns.
August 20th, 2008 at 8:12 am
The elephants on your monitor are not to scale with the bugs. Unless they’re really cute elephants, or really freaky ass bugs. FYI. :D
August 20th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Ahem.
They’re SHETLAND elephants!
August 20th, 2008 at 8:19 am
[struggles to keep straight face]
Well unless they’re Micro Machine elephants, those are still the scariest bugs I’ve ever seen. I’m just sayin’
;)
August 20th, 2008 at 9:32 am
I tried to leave a comment that just said, “Ook!” I got the following window:
Your comment was a bit too short. Please go back and try again.
Michelle, I do not need your server editing me. Ook! dammit.
August 20th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Sorry.
Bad server! Bad!
August 20th, 2008 at 9:44 am
The lounge is very comfy, but I cannot find any chocolate.
I am in NEED of chocolate, as my interview is today and I am already obsessing over it. Pictures of kitty are soothing, but the shetland elephants are kind of creeping me out.
August 20th, 2008 at 10:46 am
I’m worried about this group. Seeing tiny elephants and things covered in giant bugs is a sign of the DTs. (I think I learned this from Warner Brothers cartoons made back in the days when alcoholism was funny and not a disease.)
August 20th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Is it possible to be a teetotaler and still end up with DTs? Is chocolate withdrawal a known cause of DTs, or just waistband expansion?
Michelle, doesn’t it get messy down below your monitor, with all those elephant and bug droppings?
August 20th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Kim, there is always chocolate at my place. Hope you found it!
The bugs eat the elephant droppings, and the cats eat the bugs. And the cats will pull things off my monitor, which is why they’re not supposed to be in the computer room when we aren’t around.