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Saturday, September 6, 2008
Loot from Jim
As you may remember, I won Jim’s contest.
Today, my loot arrived!
Two (2) notes!
And a suspiciously small bag.
Do Not Eat.
Yes! My very own tweezers, glue stick, and bag of sawdust… It’s a KIT! The perfect gift for someone as patient as I am!
Thanks Jim! I’m sure your thank you will be in the mail any time now.
Asshole.
September 6th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
It’s a good thing my ice tea is still out on the porch. Hee!
September 6th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
HAHA! That’s awesome!
September 6th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Yes! I’ve been waiting all week for this! Victory, it is mine, mine, mine! Oh yes.
BawahahahahahahahahahaHA!
That will teach you to call me bad names!
Your real prize is on the way.
September 6th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
If this were a Philip K. Dick story, Jim would have sent you the glue stick, tweezers and sawdust from the future, and these things would somehow save your life in a totally mind-fucking kind of way.
Just saying.
September 7th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Who’s to say that isn’t how it is?
September 7th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Wow. There’s a real prize and this isn’t it? The real prize must be awesomer than awesome.
September 7th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
The vacuum packaging even for the glue stick and tweezers is a perfect touch. :)
September 7th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
From the pictures, apparently the prize-that-isn’t-really-the-prize frightened and/or shocked you.
September 7th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
No, that’s my, “I don’t want my eyes to be squinted shut” look.
September 8th, 2008 at 12:48 am
Make sure you remove the pindot spycams from the sawdust so Jim can’t capture your facial expressions and swearing as you assemble it.
Jim, you’re a twisted, evil man. I like that. But Michelle deserves better.
September 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
That’s awesome! Oh that Jim, what an asshole.
September 8th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
You’re right. The “I don’t want my eyes to be squinted shut†look does make you look psychotic. Squinty half-moon eyes are just fine! |D
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