Comments on: How I became a Woman of International Intrigue and Mystery

By: mattw

mattw — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:50:13 +0000

And how have the new toys been working out for you?

By: Michelle

Michelle — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:24:40 +0000

Yes. I am inherently mysterious.

As in, “I find it a mystery how she can she take a conversation off the rails in under a minute,” and “she seems to have this mysterious ability to take micrograms of caffeine and convert them into hyperactive energy.”

By: Jeri

Jeri — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:10:20 +0000

Now that we know about you are you still mysterious?

By: Janiece

Janiece — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:21:36 +0000

Jim, you’re not really stylin’ until you get the Born Again Grip.

By: Jim Wright

Jim Wright — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:52:52 +0000

Bionic Parts. Woohoo, I finally got that Super Laser Finger (TM) and the Black Hole Colon I’ve been wanting.

Lead me, Nathan.

And Eric, you’re not foolin’ anybody…

By: kim

kim — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:44:20 +0000

Your spam thingy said my note was no good.
SO I will try again.
This now officially make me an International woman of mystery. Man 2008 is going to be such a rockin’ year.
What?
It is almost over? Damn, the fun always starts too late for me. Oh well, there is always 2009.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:41:12 +0000

Way too much shit to be reading today.

By: Vince

Vince — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:17:54 +0000

Tankersley: “And you are?”
Michelle: “Bond. Michelle Bond.”
Tankersley: “It’s sad, you know. That you don’t like to be driven.”
Michelle: “No, I just don’t like being taken for a ride.”
Tankersley: “With all due respect, sometimes I don’t think you have the balls for this.
Michelle: Perhaps not. The advantage is, I don’t have to think with them all the time.
Tankersley: You know, you’re cleverer than you look!
Michelle: Hmm… still, better than looking cleverer than you are.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:57:07 +0000

Damn. I forgot to add in the coconuts.

By: Eric

Eric — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:35:32 +0000

I’m not dead! I don’t want to go on the cart! I feel happy! I feel happy! I think I’ll go for a walk!

By: Janiece

Janiece — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:33:58 +0000

You don’t want to know what Nathan said to convince me.

You really don’t.

Bwahahahaha!