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Me: Michael?
Michael: What?
Where are you?
I’m in the basement.
What are you doing?
I’m looking for my eye.
Oh.
(pause)
Me: That reminds me, have you seen my big stick?
Michael: I can’t look for yout big stick until I find my eye!
(later)
Michael: AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (holds out eye)

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I can always rely on (Michelle K.) for civility and level-headedness, even when she disagrees with me.
--Philosoraptor
I work with Michelle. I can attest to the fact that she is indeed unreasoningly scary.
--Gina
I think you're more of a landmine than a time bomb.
--Michael