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Thursday, December 3, 2009
I’ve Got Nothing
Nothing to see here. Move along. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
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December 3rd, 2009 at 11:39 am
Yes they are.
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:57 pm
No they aren’t.
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I’m telling you, they are.
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:29 pm
No, they aren’t. Look here, see? Nothing at all like those droids.
December 3rd, 2009 at 11:44 pm
And I’m telling you they are. Now take that silly fake moustache off the little domed one and make the tall golden one remove that absurd hairpiece.
December 4th, 2009 at 7:43 am
(leans in to speak quietly)
Yes, you’re right about the silly disguises, but you’re wrong about the reason why. You see, my friend here (gestures) is going through a nasty divorce, and his soon-to-be ex-wife wants these droids to testify as to where he was all those evenings he was supposed to be out in the shop.
December 4th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Oh, they’re those droids!
December 4th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
And I’m telling you I don’t care why they’re dressed up like that, I’m just telling you these are the droids I’m looking for. The little one’s mom wants him to call home right now. Something about an interchangeable orthographic sprocket metastasizing profusely sideways in a paradigmatically nonlinear tangent. Hey, I’m just delivering the message, okay?