Comments on: I’ve Got Nothing

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:31:02 +0000

And I’m telling you I don’t care why they’re dressed up like that, I’m just telling you these are the droids I’m looking for. The little one’s mom wants him to call home right now. Something about an interchangeable orthographic sprocket metastasizing profusely sideways in a paradigmatically nonlinear tangent. Hey, I’m just delivering the message, okay?

By: neurondoc

neurondoc — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:40:23 +0000

Oh, they’re those droids!

By: Michelle

Michelle — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:43:31 +0000

(leans in to speak quietly)

Yes, you’re right about the silly disguises, but you’re wrong about the reason why. You see, my friend here (gestures) is going through a nasty divorce, and his soon-to-be ex-wife wants these droids to testify as to where he was all those evenings he was supposed to be out in the shop.

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:44:07 +0000

And I’m telling you they are. Now take that silly fake moustache off the little domed one and make the tall golden one remove that absurd hairpiece.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:29:10 +0000

No, they aren’t. Look here, see? Nothing at all like those droids.

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:18:56 +0000

I’m telling you, they are.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:57:14 +0000

No they aren’t.

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:39:46 +0000

Yes they are.