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Thursday, July 22, 2010
Vogon Poetry Slam: Part Deux
Vince one the last one. Not that I remembered to send him a prize, but he did.
I’ll start:
Furry
Sitting and shedding
Goddamnit! Stay out of my chair!
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July 22nd, 2010 at 8:10 am
Vince one the last won
two seven three three
is the phone number of my
proctologist
which reminds me
I finally figured out where
I lost my hearing aid.
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:01 am
I am only a small pebble sitting
In a red tennis shoe by the front door
Waiting for the foot stuck in unwitting
By the owner of the shoe by the door.
I’ll wait, patient, between his toes. Then I
Shall slip while he walks someplace far away–
Relocating beneath the ball so I’ll
Vex and annoy and poke or prod and pain!
I am the pebble inside your shoe, see!
Small though I am, pay attention to me!
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:07 am
I am the verse Eric somehow omitted,
As he struggled to compose to a form.
Yes, he knew that I should have existed.
But he has trouble following a bunch of goddamn stupid rules laid down four hundred years ago, I mean, what the hell? This was the dominant poetic form of the Fifteenth Century? Jeez.
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:08 am
Or five hundred. Stupid moron can’t count, either, apparently.
July 22nd, 2010 at 3:25 pm
So far, Eric is winning with his entry:
“Or five hundred. Stupid moron can’t count, either, apparently.”
July 22nd, 2010 at 5:12 pm
BIG BRAIN AM WINNING!
July 22nd, 2010 at 8:34 pm
brains will be 1 pound sixpence dammit
for the poop is on the deck
but the burning boy is in the oven nom nom
unfurl your magaga
and remember that as he who shall
so shall he
I like monkeys.
July 23rd, 2010 at 1:24 am
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You know, I never really understood that,
I always think of “violet” as being more like purple.