1) PRESIDENT BUSH TO DELIVER FOURTH OF JULY SPEECH IN MORGANTOWN FROM WOODBURN CIRCLE
President George W. Bush will deliver his Fourth of July message mid-morning Monday on WVU’s Downtown Campus, White House officials confirmed today (June 30). A ticket is required to attend the event and can be obtained free of charge by calling the Greater Morgantown Convention and Visitors Bureau at 292-5081 in Downtown Morgantown. More to come on this event Friday.

Okay, I obviously need to make some yard signs for this occasion. Any suggestions (that won’t get me sent to jail)?

ADDENDUM the First:
Gina: Are you sure you don’t want to go to jail?
Me: Yes.
Gina: Well, I can’t cook, but I could bake you a cake with a file in it!
Me: A Word file?