Random (but not really)

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

My Work Hates the CDC

CDC Not Trusted

How can you not trust the CDC?!

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Categories: Humor  

Saturday, May 19, 2012

The Continuing Adventures of Ricky Martin the Metal Chicken: Woodburn Circle

The obligatory picture with the Mountaineer



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Categories: Humor,Metal Chickens,Non-Sequiturs,Photos,UCF,West Virginia  

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Alaska Really Isn’t Like the Rest of the Country

My 2012 Denali Wildlife calendar.

Addendum the First: I emailed them, and they’re going to send me stickers to fix the numbers. Too bad I already messed it up by writing in the correct dates. :(

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Categories: Alaska,Humor,Non-Sequiturs  

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

How Many Spouses….

Just took a survey about our hotel stay this weekend.

They’re far more broadminded than I’d expected.

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Categories: Humor,Non-Sequiturs  

Friday, May 6, 2011


(Was going to stitch these together, but computer is being pissy. I’m sure you can figure it would without being a single image.)

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Categories: Books & Reading,Humor  

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

YES! True!


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Categories: Fun & Games,Humor,Science, Health & Nature  

Monday, November 29, 2010


Yup. That just about sums it up.

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Categories: Humor  

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Is It Friday Yet?


Well…. hmmm….

Got any good jokes?

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Categories: Fun & Games,Humor  

Friday, July 30, 2010

Bits & Pieces

Michael: (holding up my new and jealously guarded cell phone) I’ve got your phone! I’ve got your phone!
Michelle: (look)
Michael: I’m putting your phone down now.

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Categories: Humor,Non-Sequiturs  

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Vogon Poetry Slam: Part Deux

Vince one the last one. Not that I remembered to send him a prize, but he did.

I’ll start:

Sitting and shedding
Goddamnit! Stay out of my chair!

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Categories: Books & Reading,Fun & Games,Humor  

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Random Bits & Pieces

Reality in Science Fiction and History via Dr Phil)

Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense

Fun & Intrigue with the Periodic Table of Elements

electric boogaloo

Indistinguishable from Magic

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Categories: Fun & Games,Humor,Non-Sequiturs  

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

WWA: Amused Edition

Sorry about last week, but with company and all, I completely neglected you.

Today’s word is in honor of all the time I wasted watching these videos. I love it when people are silly. It makes me very happy.

Today’s word is: baritone

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Categories: Fun & Games,Humor,Movies & TV,Non-Sequiturs  

Friday, June 18, 2010

Funny Friday

OK. Enough of this depressing bullshit. Bad jokes. Tell ’em. As many as you want.

I’ll start with my favorite.

One atom second to a second atom, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m positive.”


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Categories: Depression,Family,Fun & Games,Humor  

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Brown Truck Revisited

You may remember this post from last week regarding Kit and the UPS man.

Then earlier today I posted the following on Twitter:
“Interesting. Kit will run to the door when the UPS man parks at the bottom of our driveway, but not when the postman does.”

Because I watched the postman pull up precisely where the UPS truck parked, and she watched the postman, but never got down from her perch in the window.

The, a little later, there was a knock on the door.

The UPS man had a package addressed to Kit. (?!)

Yup. Treats for Kit.

Stinky treats for Kit!

Gift from Eric. Gift message: Miao.

So did she like them?

Yes. Yes she did like them. In fact, she already knocked the container on the floor in hopes of getting more.

The only unfortunate thing is it was the late afternoon UPS guy who does not park in front of our house, so Kit was caught all unawares at his arrival.

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Categories: Cats,Humor,Photos,UCF  

Friday, May 21, 2010

Bits & Pieces

Michelle: I’m not stupid.
Michael: (nods)
Michelle: Thank you for not arguing that point.

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Categories: Family,Humor  

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Happy Arbitrary Day Designated to Celebrate Eric/Evan’s Birth

Happy Birthday Eric!

You’re 47 this year, right?

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Categories: Fun & Games,Holidays,Humor,UCF  

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

She Knows Him Too Well

Grandmom: I just don’t feel up to going out to dinner.
Michael: That’s fine.
Grandmom: Don’t be mad.
Michael: I’m not mad!
Grandmom: And I’m gonna pay for it.
Michael: That’ll make me mad.
Grandmom: No it won’t.

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Categories: Family,Humor  

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

I. Love. Demotivators.

Go here. Really. I mean it.

Thanks Eric/Evan!

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Categories: Humor,Politics  

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Ridiculous Politics

Last night on Twitter, Janiece made the following comment:

The thing I don’t like about FB: Finding out the RETARDED political opinions of people I otherwise like or care for. TMI, baby, TMI. LALALA.

This gave me the idea of creating Facebook groups and fan clubs for ridiculous politics. I enjoyed it so much, I thought I’d invite y’all to play along.

Here’s what amused me last night (you can see my thought process progress):

…I have joined the Millard Fillmore fan club


Michelle is now a fan of Aaron “Hamilton Shot First” Burr

Michelle has joined the group Did Washington Really Cross the Delaware: Dry Boots Say NO!

Michelle has joined the group Strange Women Lying in Ponds Distributing Swords Is A GOOD Basis for a System of Government

Michelle is now a fan of Watery Tarts Throwing Swords

Michelle has joined the group Standing Tall for Napoleon.

Michelle is now a fan of Justice for Olympus! No parole for Prometheus!

Michelle has joined the group Was Balder Really Shot by Holder? Loki’s Part in the Conspiracy.

Michelle has joined the group Justice for Finnegas! Make Fionn mac Cumhail Return the Salmon!

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Categories: History,Humor,Non-Sequiturs,Politics  

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Guess Where I’m Living Mom!

I’m living at the liquor store! Next year? Under the bridge!

Written by Michelle at 8:21 pm      Comments (0)  Permalink
Categories: Humor,Non-Sequiturs,Photos,West Virginia  
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