The obligatory picture with the Mountaineer
Perusing Woodburn Circle
Hanging out at the ‘Lair
Waiting for the Drunk Bus
Checking out Oglebay
Knock knock!
Everyone loves to hang their head out the car window
Click on any picture to go to my Flickr set with more adventures!
My 2012 Denali Wildlife calendar.
Addendum the First: I emailed them, and they’re going to send me stickers to fix the numbers. Too bad I already messed it up by writing in the correct dates. :(
Just took a survey about our hotel stay this weekend.
They’re far more broadminded than I’d expected.
(Was going to stitch these together, but computer is being pissy. I’m sure you can figure it would without being a single image.)
(more…)
Yup. That just about sums it up.
No?
Well…. hmmm….
Got any good jokes?
Michael: (holding up my new and jealously guarded cell phone) I’ve got your phone! I’ve got your phone!
Michelle: (look)
Michael: I’m putting your phone down now.
Vince one the last one. Not that I remembered to send him a prize, but he did.
I’ll start:
Furry
Sitting and shedding
Goddamnit! Stay out of my chair!
Sorry about last week, but with company and all, I completely neglected you.
Today’s word is in honor of all the time I wasted watching these videos. I love it when people are silly. It makes me very happy.
Today’s word is: baritone
OK. Enough of this depressing bullshit. Bad jokes. Tell ‘em. As many as you want.
I’ll start with my favorite.
One atom second to a second atom, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m positive.”
Next!
You may remember this post from last week regarding Kit and the UPS man.
Then earlier today I posted the following on Twitter:
“Interesting. Kit will run to the door when the UPS man parks at the bottom of our driveway, but not when the postman does.”
Because I watched the postman pull up precisely where the UPS truck parked, and she watched the postman, but never got down from her perch in the window.
The, a little later, there was a knock on the door.
The UPS man had a package addressed to Kit. (?!)
Yup. Treats for Kit.
Gift from Eric. Gift message: Miao.
So did she like them?
Yes. Yes she did like them. In fact, she already knocked the container on the floor in hopes of getting more.
The only unfortunate thing is it was the late afternoon UPS guy who does not park in front of our house, so Kit was caught all unawares at his arrival.
Michelle: I’m not stupid.
Michael: (nods)
Michelle: Thank you for not arguing that point.
Happy Birthday Eric!
You’re 47 this year, right?
Grandmom: I just don’t feel up to going out to dinner.
Michael: That’s fine.
Grandmom: Don’t be mad.
Michael: I’m not mad!
Grandmom: And I’m gonna pay for it.
Michael: That’ll make me mad.
Grandmom: No it won’t.
Last night on Twitter, Janiece made the following comment:
The thing I don’t like about FB: Finding out the RETARDED political opinions of people I otherwise like or care for. TMI, baby, TMI. LALALA.
This gave me the idea of creating Facebook groups and fan clubs for ridiculous politics. I enjoyed it so much, I thought I’d invite y’all to play along.
Here’s what amused me last night (you can see my thought process progress):
…I have joined the Millard Fillmore fan club
Teapot Dome: HARDING WAS FRAMED!
Michelle is now a fan of Aaron “Hamilton Shot First” Burr
Michelle has joined the group Did Washington Really Cross the Delaware: Dry Boots Say NO!
Michelle has joined the group Strange Women Lying in Ponds Distributing Swords Is A GOOD Basis for a System of Government
Michelle is now a fan of Watery Tarts Throwing Swords
Michelle has joined the group Standing Tall for Napoleon.
Michelle is now a fan of Justice for Olympus! No parole for Prometheus!
Michelle has joined the group Was Balder Really Shot by Holder? Loki’s Part in the Conspiracy.
Michelle has joined the group Justice for Finnegas! Make Fionn mac Cumhail Return the Salmon!
I’m living at the liquor store! Next year? Under the bridge!
As we already know, I am a geek. And proud of it.
The following is absolutely fabulous.
And accurate.
0: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don’t know why I’m even here.
1: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.
2: I probably just need a Band Aid.
3: This is distressing. I don’t want this to be happening to me at all.
4: My pain is not fucking around.
5: Why is this happening to me??
6: Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now.
7: I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared.
8: I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain. I might actually be dying. Please help.
9: I am almost definitely dying.
10: I am actively being mauled by a bear.
11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.
Too Serious For Numbers: You probably have ebola. It appears that you may also be suffering from Stigmata and/or pinkeye.
Please go to the site for the original post. Because there is more funny there.
Here’s the sound that plays when I get a new mail message at work.
I have a surprising number of friends who are hockey fans.
here are some of the terms that brought people to my website. All things considered, I’m hoping most of these people left disappointed.
bourbon balls pregnancy
Not unless you’re the gingerbread man.
klishis.com bleh
Yeah, I know. One day it’ll get better.
something to make me mad?
Republicans. Next?
i’m understanding some things really make me mad
And you didn’t know this about yourself before?
random reasons to be mad at friend
Friendship; you’re doing it wrong.
women make me mad
I’m noting a theme here…
anti feminist folk tale
See: “The Brother’s Grimm”
jake.cisco fanfic
1) It’s Sisko. 2) Ew.
michelle is random
Yes.
klishis.com tentacles are not my thing they are shawns thing but no one ever sends him tentacles
That is very specific. And amusing.
irish fairy folk tales i’ve got a fairy on my
Your what?!
me and the pumpkin queen resoluion
What?
venite creature betlehem
No, really. WHAT?
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