Random (but not really)

Friday, May 21, 2010

Bits & Pieces

Michelle: I’m not stupid.
Michael: (nods)
Michelle: Thank you for not arguing that point.

Written by Michelle at 8:32 pm    

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Categories: Family,Humor  

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Happy Arbitrary Day Designated to Celebrate Eric/Evan’s Birth

Happy Birthday Eric!

You’re 47 this year, right?

Written by Michelle at 6:00 am    

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Categories: Fun & Games,Holidays,Humor,UCF  

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

She Knows Him Too Well

Grandmom: I just don’t feel up to going out to dinner.
Michael: That’s fine.
Grandmom: Don’t be mad.
Michael: I’m not mad!
Grandmom: And I’m gonna pay for it.
Michael: That’ll make me mad.
Grandmom: No it won’t.

Written by Michelle at 4:37 pm    

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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

I. Love. Demotivators.

Go here. Really. I mean it.

Thanks Eric/Evan!

Written by Michelle at 11:06 pm    

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Categories: Humor,Politics  

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Ridiculous Politics

Last night on Twitter, Janiece made the following comment:

The thing I don’t like about FB: Finding out the RETARDED political opinions of people I otherwise like or care for. TMI, baby, TMI. LALALA.

This gave me the idea of creating Facebook groups and fan clubs for ridiculous politics. I enjoyed it so much, I thought I’d invite y’all to play along.

Here’s what amused me last night (you can see my thought process progress):

…I have joined the Millard Fillmore fan club

Teapot Dome: HARDING WAS FRAMED!

Michelle is now a fan of Aaron “Hamilton Shot First” Burr

Michelle has joined the group Did Washington Really Cross the Delaware: Dry Boots Say NO!

Michelle has joined the group Strange Women Lying in Ponds Distributing Swords Is A GOOD Basis for a System of Government

Michelle is now a fan of Watery Tarts Throwing Swords

Michelle has joined the group Standing Tall for Napoleon.

Michelle is now a fan of Justice for Olympus! No parole for Prometheus!

Michelle has joined the group Was Balder Really Shot by Holder? Loki’s Part in the Conspiracy.

Michelle has joined the group Justice for Finnegas! Make Fionn mac Cumhail Return the Salmon!

Written by Michelle at 9:41 am    

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Categories: History,Humor,Non-Sequiturs,Politics  

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Guess Where I’m Living Mom!


I’m living at the liquor store! Next year? Under the bridge!

Written by Michelle at 8:21 pm    

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Categories: Humor,Non-Sequiturs,Photos,West Virginia  

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Today’s Geekwear

Geekwear

Written by Michelle at 12:26 pm    

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Categories: Computers & Technology,Humor,Non-Sequiturs,Photos  

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Random Amusement from Around the Web

Nerd, Geek, Dork diagram

As we already know, I am a geek. And proud of it.

 

 

The following is absolutely fabulous.

And accurate.

Pain Chart

0: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don’t know why I’m even here.

1: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.

2: I probably just need a Band Aid.

3: This is distressing. I don’t want this to be happening to me at all.

4: My pain is not fucking around.

5: Why is this happening to me??

6: Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now.

7: I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared.

8: I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain. I might actually be dying. Please help.

9: I am almost definitely dying.

10: I am actively being mauled by a bear.

11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.

Too Serious For Numbers: You probably have ebola. It appears that you may also be suffering from Stigmata and/or pinkeye.

Please go to the site for the original post. Because there is more funny there.

Written by Michelle at 8:43 pm    

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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Just a Reminder

Here’s the sound that plays when I get a new mail message at work.

Written by Michelle at 12:16 pm    

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Categories: Humor,Movies & TV,Non-Sequiturs  

Sunday, February 28, 2010

I Am Amused

I have a surprising number of friends who are hockey fans.

Written by Michelle at 6:05 pm    

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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Yup

Written by Michelle at 8:24 am    

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Categories: Depression,Humor,Non-Sequiturs  

Monday, February 1, 2010

Delving Into the Logs

here are some of the terms that brought people to my website. All things considered, I’m hoping most of these people left disappointed.

bourbon balls pregnancy
Not unless you’re the gingerbread man.

klishis.com bleh
Yeah, I know. One day it’ll get better.

something to make me mad?
Republicans. Next?

i’m understanding some things really make me mad
And you didn’t know this about yourself before?

random reasons to be mad at friend
Friendship; you’re doing it wrong.

women make me mad
I’m noting a theme here…

anti feminist folk tale
See: “The Brother’s Grimm”

jake.cisco fanfic
1) It’s Sisko. 2) Ew.

michelle is random
Yes.

klishis.com tentacles are not my thing they are shawns thing but no one ever sends him tentacles
That is very specific. And amusing.

irish fairy folk tales i’ve got a fairy on my
Your what?!

me and the pumpkin queen resoluion
What?

venite creature betlehem
No, really. WHAT?

Written by Michelle at 6:00 am    

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Categories: Computers & Technology,Humor  

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Random Weirdness

Obama Weather (via Wait Wait)

The IgNobel Please Stop I’m Bored mug.

The stupidest idea I have ever seen in my life. (Make sure to check out the “other views”.)

And if you have time on your hands, the Amazon Oddities Community.

Written by Michelle at 11:40 pm    

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Monday, November 30, 2009

Punch Lines

Assume: A spherical, frictionless chicken, in a vacuum.

Written by Michelle at 11:47 pm    

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