Bits & Pieces
Michelle: I’m not stupid.
Michael: (nods)
Michelle: Thank you for not arguing that point.
Michelle: I’m not stupid.
Michael: (nods)
Michelle: Thank you for not arguing that point.
Happy Birthday Eric!
You’re 47 this year, right?
Grandmom: I just don’t feel up to going out to dinner.
Michael: That’s fine.
Grandmom: Don’t be mad.
Michael: I’m not mad!
Grandmom: And I’m gonna pay for it.
Michael: That’ll make me mad.
Grandmom: No it won’t.
Last night on Twitter, Janiece made the following comment:
The thing I don’t like about FB: Finding out the RETARDED political opinions of people I otherwise like or care for. TMI, baby, TMI. LALALA.
This gave me the idea of creating Facebook groups and fan clubs for ridiculous politics. I enjoyed it so much, I thought I’d invite y’all to play along.
Here’s what amused me last night (you can see my thought process progress):
…I have joined the Millard Fillmore fan club
Teapot Dome: HARDING WAS FRAMED!
Michelle is now a fan of Aaron “Hamilton Shot First” Burr
Michelle has joined the group Did Washington Really Cross the Delaware: Dry Boots Say NO!
Michelle has joined the group Strange Women Lying in Ponds Distributing Swords Is A GOOD Basis for a System of Government
Michelle is now a fan of Watery Tarts Throwing Swords
Michelle has joined the group Standing Tall for Napoleon.
Michelle is now a fan of Justice for Olympus! No parole for Prometheus!
Michelle has joined the group Was Balder Really Shot by Holder? Loki’s Part in the Conspiracy.
Michelle has joined the group Justice for Finnegas! Make Fionn mac Cumhail Return the Salmon!
As we already know, I am a geek. And proud of it.
The following is absolutely fabulous.
And accurate.
0: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don’t know why I’m even here.
1: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.
2: I probably just need a Band Aid.
3: This is distressing. I don’t want this to be happening to me at all.
4: My pain is not fucking around.
5: Why is this happening to me??
6: Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now.
7: I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared.
8: I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain. I might actually be dying. Please help.
9: I am almost definitely dying.
10: I am actively being mauled by a bear.
11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.
Too Serious For Numbers: You probably have ebola. It appears that you may also be suffering from Stigmata and/or pinkeye.
Please go to the site for the original post. Because there is more funny there.
Here’s the sound that plays when I get a new mail message at work.
here are some of the terms that brought people to my website. All things considered, I’m hoping most of these people left disappointed.
bourbon balls pregnancy
Not unless you’re the gingerbread man.
klishis.com bleh
Yeah, I know. One day it’ll get better.
something to make me mad?
Republicans. Next?
i’m understanding some things really make me mad
And you didn’t know this about yourself before?
random reasons to be mad at friend
Friendship; you’re doing it wrong.
women make me mad
I’m noting a theme here…
anti feminist folk tale
See: “The Brother’s Grimm”
jake.cisco fanfic
1) It’s Sisko. 2) Ew.
michelle is random
Yes.
klishis.com tentacles are not my thing they are shawns thing but no one ever sends him tentacles
That is very specific. And amusing.
irish fairy folk tales i’ve got a fairy on my
Your what?!
me and the pumpkin queen resoluion
What?
venite creature betlehem
No, really. WHAT?
Obama Weather (via Wait Wait)
The IgNobel Please Stop I’m Bored mug.
The stupidest idea I have ever seen in my life. (Make sure to check out the “other views”.)
And if you have time on your hands, the Amazon Oddities Community.
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