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Friday, July 4, 2008

How Was Your 4th?

Mine?

4th July Umbrellas

Wet. Very very wet.

I took my camera down to watch the fireworks, because I want to play with the settings and see if I can learn to get nice pictures.

Didn’t even bother to get it out, it was so wet. Although part of me wishes I’d gotten a picture of everyone standing under umbrellas, watching the fire works.

But besides the wet, it was a good day. Crowded hot and humid in the house, but my aunt and uncle were visiting, and our friends Del and Kathy stopped by. And the food turned out well.

All in all, a good day.

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Friday Cat Blogging

It’s the 4th. Don’t expect much today.

As Kat has been hogging all the Friday Cat Blogging recently, Kit apparently decided she needed to make up for lost time.

kit_on_a_bag

Kit decided to sit (or lie) still for once, and let me get a decent picture.

susan_packing

When Susan left on Friday, she and Michael attempted to smuggle Kit into her bag. Grandmom’s opposition (as well as a probable issues with the TSA) stopped this plan.

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Happy Independence Day!

The Declaration of Independence of the Thirteen Colonies
In CONGRESS, July 4, 1776

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. –That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. –Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain [George III] is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

Rules for Flying the American Flag

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

1 July

Happy Birthday Kathy!

and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

YAY! YAY! It’s my birthday!
Time to do the birthday dance!
Time to sing a birthday song!
It’s my birthday! It’s my birthday!
La la la la la la la!

I’m having molten lava chocolate cakes for dessert, with fresh whipped cream and strawberries!

Awesome day for MEEEEEEEE!

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Monday, June 30, 2008

Wordle

What I Believe

(via Nathan)

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Guess this Means I Have Interesting Features

Here’s who I look like in the Celebrity feature match.

I’ve actually had Andie MacDowell come up before in a features match.
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Memory Block

Yesterday driving Susan to the airport, I had one of those blanks where you can’t remember a person.

We’d been talking about Robert Parker’s Spenser books, and I remembered a throw away line where Spenser is sitting in an hotel room watching the news, and he notes that the anchors voices get deeper as the evening progresses, and if the trend continued, the midnight news would be read by… and there I blanked.

“Who’s the guy with the deep voice? He was around before and after the Civil Rights Movement maybe? I think one of his names starts with an R? Ro…? Ro…? Ro…?”

No one knew. However it came to me coming back from the airport.

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Finding New Places

I tend to ignore Technorati (I realize this is blasphemy for some) because it doesn’t usually give me any useful data. Instead, I occasionally look through my referrer logs.

It’s interesting to see who is coming from where and how often (Nathan, you’re my biggest referrer right now, but I have lots of links in from the UCF. YAY!).

But it’s also interesting to find new blogs who are linked here.

Book Fetish
Hillbilly Savant
Mythusmage Opines
Useless Drivel

I really don’t see myself visiting Useless Drivel, as the first thing I read was a pro-Bush post, but there you are!

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

So, Depressing but Also Disturbing

I would like you to note that this article does not mention tapeworms.

However, that’s about all it doesn’t mention.

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Today’s E-News

The email subject was: “WVU coach to compete in Summer Olympics

I didn’t even have to open the e-mail to know what the sport was.

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Completely and Totally Random

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Saturday, June 21, 2008

Happy Summer!

Even saw lightening bugs this evening, which makes it really officially summer, right?

Sunshine in the Rain

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Friday, June 20, 2008

Happy Birthday West Virginia!

Yes, today is West Virginia’s Birthday! The state is 145 years old, which I’m sure most of Europe thinks is positively young, however, the Appalachian mountains are quite old–and probably related to mountain ranges in Great Britain. And don’t forget, our cities and counties have been around much longer than 145 years, and if Virginia hadn’t chosen the wrong side in the Civil War, I wouldn’t have to spend my life going, “No, it’s West Virginia. Yes, we have snow here. No, I don’t live near the beach.”

Nor would I be nearly as thankful for Arkansas and Mississippi as I am now.

When Chief Justice Rhenquist spoke here several years ago, he said the state was very lucky that Virginia had never challenged our statehood, because he wasn’t sure the cause would have held up in court.

Yet, despite everything, I fiercely love West Virginia.

Yes, we’re a poor state. Yes, we’ve got lots of problems. Yes, there are places in the state where ignorance thrives.

Yet the people are kind and generous.

In college I was riding around in the woods with my friend Andy, back from where we all would go camping on a regular basis, when he managed (through a series of unfortunate events) to destroy the battery in his jeep. We ended up not far from the kind of place that makes out-of-staters think of “Deliverance” and out in the yard was one of the biggest men I’ve ever seen. We explained the situation to him, and he went over to one of the trucks in his yard, pulled out the battery, handed it to Andy, and said, “Y’all go get a new battery, and just bring this back when you’re done.”

He wouldn’t take money or anything else. So we went to town, got a new battery, and then took his battery back to him.

Those are the kind of people you meet here in West Virginia.

If I get in my car and drive in any direction, within fifteen to twenty minutes I’m surrounded by trees, with houses few and far between. Sure, I’ll eventually come to another town or city, but for the most part you drive through woods, with shade and cool temperatures in the summer, and spectacular color in the fall. Even living in the center of town as I do I walk out on my front porch and see trees–most of the steeper hills in town are still wooded; it hasn’t been worth the effort to try and build on those hills, though I fear that may change in the near future.

And so despite her faults–and I admit we have many–I love this state, and am proud to live here.

Blackwater Falls

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Almost Forgot…

Happy Father’s day, to all guys out there with kids!

Just so you can see I come by it naturally, here’s a picture of my dad, with his horde of Easter Egg Dippers.

Egg Dippers

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Home

And thoroughly tired of being in the car.

I’ll have to check the trip odometer, so I can see how many miles we were in the car since Thursday morning.

Now… food of some sort.

ADDENDUM the First:
922.4 miles since Thursday morning.

I think when we go to replace this car, I want something a little larger than our Corolla. As I spent almost half the trip(s) in the back seat, a little more space would be nicer.

ADDENDUM the Second:
Why is exhaustion indistinguishable from depression?

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Friday, June 13, 2008

It’s Alive!

But just barely.

I drove all the way from Morgantown to Va yesterday, and then drove until back we were off I270. And then I felt absolutely terrible. I should have known better than to push myself that hard as sick as I’ve been (I don’t do well on long car trips).

But that’s enough whining, he’s a celebratory picture from yesterday.

Liz celebrates graduating from high school

That mop of hair is me helping Liz do a celebration dance in the kitchen.

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

12 June 2008

Happy Loving Day!

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Time Flies…

As gas prices continue to reach unprecedented heights, I’ll be driving to Virginia this week.

Twice.

My cousin Liz (my secret twin) graduates from high school tomorrow, and turns 18 on Saturday.

Michelle and Liz

She is two weeks and two days shy of being exactly twenty years younger than I am, although she is too kind (so far) to point that out to me.

I’m going to write her a letter to put in her graduation card, but I haven’t decided exactly what I’m going to say.

I’ve got some of the important stuff written out in my mind, but there’s so much I’m forgetting. If you have any suggestions, let me know.

But do it quick. We’re leaving disgustingly early tomorrow morning.

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Catalog Choice

In case you aren’t a public radio junkie and haven’t heard that ad about, oh, four million times, you may want to check out Catalog Choice.

It allows you to tell companies to stop sending you catalogs if you don’t want them. Now I actually like getting catalogs–some catalogs. But when we’re getting two copies of the same catalog, and catalogs I’ve never heard of and so won’t buy from, that is just a little excessive.

Maybe that’ll allow me to enjoy the catalogs I do get just a little more.

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

You Wanted What?

I’ve still got a nagging cough and exhaustion.

Amuse yourself with the following:

topless athelets
OK. First, “athelets” sounds akin to the metal eyelets in your sneakers. Second, Olympians originally competed in the nude. But topless?

daysypgal
Yes, you can find the definition here. But you can NOT find any pictures. Thank goodness.

hair braid morgantown wv
I can’t even imagine what this person was looking for.

why do i feel so crappy?
Because you have the flu. Go drink lots of orange juice and take a nap. You’ll feel better in a couple of weeks.

10 things that make me mad
George W. Bush
Rude drivers
People who obliviously talk on their cell phones in public spaces
Blatant ignorance
Child abuse
Books with cliffhanger endings
Specific people who will remain unnamed
Internet Explorer
Racists
Dropping my ice cream off the cone and onto the floor

despite
Despite what?

is gruntle the opposite of disgruntle
No. But it should be.

And most disturbing, I had 324 people end up searching for tall woman leather

Weren’t they disappointed!

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Monday, June 9, 2008

Geeky Conversation, Redux

Here’s an e-mail conversation with my brother.

On Mon, Jun 9, 2008 at 1:14 PM, Brian wrote:
What do u want?

On Jun 9, 2008, at 1:16 PM, “Michelle” wrote:
A million dollars and world peace.

On Mon, Jun 9, 2008 at 1:22 PM, Brian wrote:
What else that I can afford?

On Jun 9, 2008, at 1:23 PM, “Michelle” wrote:
What? You can’t afford world peace?!

On Mon, Jun 9, 2008 at 1:49 PM, Brian wrote:
185 rule of acquisition. Peace is bad for business.

On Jun 9, 2008, at 1:52 PM, “Michelle” wrote:
WRONG!
Rule 34 War is good for business.
Rule 35 Peace is good for business.

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I Hate Computers

That’s all.

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Thursday, June 5, 2008

Apropos of Nothing

Anyone heard from Tanya in awhile?

Did the moose get her?

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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Happy Boy!

Things that amuse me even when I’m not on cold medicine.

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Sunday, June 1, 2008

Cuz Brian! You’re the BIG STAR! Today!

Happy Birthday to my favorite (and only) brother in the universe!

My name is Zoom
And I live on the moon
But I came down to earth
Just to sing you this tune
Hey, Brian,
It’s your birthday today!

A present for you
I wanted to find
An outerspace creature
A one of a kind!
A wild whop or a kukelchoo,
An apple drop or a buzzardstew
Or maybe a 3-eyed tickleshay
For your birthday

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