{"id":1004,"date":"2005-09-27T19:29:07","date_gmt":"2005-09-28T02:29:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1004"},"modified":"2005-09-27T19:29:07","modified_gmt":"2005-09-28T02:29:07","slug":"yee-haw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1004","title":{"rendered":"Yee. Haw."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hillbillysophisticate.blogspot.com\/2005\/09\/almost-xxx-heaven.html\">S points out<\/a> an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wvgazette.com\/section\/Columns\/200509259?pt=32\">article in the Gazette<\/a> noting that WV has the highest concentration of strip clubs per population. &#8220;West Virginia has 53 strip clubs statewide, or 2.9 per 100,000 population.&#8221; (Portland comes in second. Did you know that <a href=\"http:\/\/ironmonkey.blogspot.com\/\">Tom<\/a>?)<\/p>\n<p>I think that the greater Morgantown area has four (or more?!) of those clubs&#8211;two of which are on my parent&#8217;s road.<\/p>\n<p>So the only remaining question is&#8211;which city is worse? Morgantown or Charleston?<\/p>\n<p>(Here is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/search\/index.ssf?\/base\/business\/112738652636470.xml?oregonian?fng&amp;coll=7\">the original article<\/a> in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/oregonian\/\">Oregonian<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S points out an article in the Gazette noting that WV has the highest concentration of strip clubs per population. &#8220;West Virginia has 53 strip clubs statewide, or 2.9 per 100,000 population.&#8221; (Portland comes in second. Did you know that Tom?) I think that the greater Morgantown area has four (or more?!) of those clubs&#8211;two [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-gc","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}