{"id":10058,"date":"2013-01-23T18:03:32","date_gmt":"2013-01-23T23:03:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=10058"},"modified":"2013-01-23T21:10:02","modified_gmt":"2013-01-24T02:10:02","slug":"twitchy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/10058","title":{"rendered":"Twitchy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sorry I’ve been AWOL. Between the holidays AND coming down with one or more colds (at the same time) AND (temporarily) bricking my brand new laptop, I’ve had nothing.<\/p>\n

Not that this post is much, but I know some of you will understand the problem here.<\/p>\n

Because my brother is no longer working out of our spare bedroom, we canceled our long distance (again).<\/p>\n

When I logged into my bank account today, I found this:<\/p>\n

\"AT&T<\/a><\/p>\n

I CANNOT DELETE IT. <\/p>\n

But the orange (!) alert ALSO won’t go away.<\/p>\n

I am seriously considering trying to submit a payment of $0 on the due date.<\/p>\n

(twitch) (twitch)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sorry I’ve been AWOL. Between the holidays AND coming down with one or more colds (at the same time) AND (temporarily) bricking my brand new laptop, I’ve had nothing. Not that this post is much, but I know some of you will understand the problem here. Because my brother is no longer working out of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-twitchy","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10058\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}