{"id":1011,"date":"2005-09-29T18:55:55","date_gmt":"2005-09-30T01:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1011"},"modified":"2005-09-29T18:55:55","modified_gmt":"2005-09-30T01:55:55","slug":"remarkably-well-preserved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1011","title":{"rendered":"Remarkably Well Preserved"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know whether to be amused or offended.<\/p>\n<p>I received in the mail today, a letter stating:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dear Ms. Michelle Klishis,<br \/>\nOur records show that you haven&#8217;t yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ummm&#8230;.really?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know whether to be amused or offended. I received in the mail today, a letter stating: Dear Ms. Michelle Klishis, Our records show that you haven&#8217;t yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible. Ummm&#8230;.really?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-gj","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1011"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}