{"id":10199,"date":"2013-03-14T20:58:07","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T00:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=10199"},"modified":"2013-03-14T20:58:07","modified_gmt":"2013-03-15T00:58:07","slug":"awesome-chicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/10199","title":{"rendered":"Awesome Chicks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For some reason, everyone seems to think <a href=\"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/10189\">Ricky Martin the Metal Chicken&#8217;s siblings<\/a> are boys, because everyone is suggesting boy names.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s silly.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re obviously chicks. Awesome chicks.<\/p>\n<p>Names I&#8217;ve been considering:<br \/>\nLady Day<br \/>\nRosemary Clooney<br \/>\nElla Fitzgerald<br \/>\nDinah Washington<br \/>\nAretha Franklin<br \/>\nMae West<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For some reason, everyone seems to think Ricky Martin the Metal Chicken&#8217;s siblings are boys, because everyone is suggesting boy names. That&#8217;s silly. They&#8217;re obviously chicks. Awesome chicks. Names I&#8217;ve been considering: Lady Day Rosemary Clooney Ella Fitzgerald Dinah Washington Aretha Franklin Mae West<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[965,1065],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-games","category-ricky-martin-the-metal-chicken"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-2Ev","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}