{"id":102,"date":"2004-02-20T18:51:26","date_gmt":"2004-02-21T01:51:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/102"},"modified":"2004-02-20T18:51:26","modified_gmt":"2004-02-21T01:51:26","slug":"speaking-of-random","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/102","title":{"rendered":"Speaking of Random"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/edge\/index.ssf?\/edge\/2004\/20040218.frame\">In Rock Island, Ill.,<\/a> the wife of a man on trial for indecent exposure testified that he was not well enough endowed for anyone to have spotted his male appendage from 35 feet away.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/edge\/index.ssf?\/edge\/2004\/20040219.frame\">Amount it would cost<\/a>  to fill the gas tank of the average car with ink-jet printer ink:<br \/>\n$175,000<br \/>\nFarthest a frozen cricket has been spit by a human:<br \/>\n37 feet, 9.75 inches<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/edge\/index.ssf?\/edge\/2004\/20040217.frame\">BRAZIL<br \/>\nAt a soccer match in Anama,<\/a> a referee went to pull a red card out of his pocket and came out with a pair of women&#8217;s red lacy underpants instead. The ref&#8217;s wife, who was watching the match, reportedly filed for divorce immediately.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Rock Island, Ill., the wife of a man on trial for indecent exposure testified that he was not well enough endowed for anyone to have spotted his male appendage from 35 feet away. Amount it would cost to fill the gas tank of the average car with ink-jet printer ink: $175,000 Farthest a frozen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-1E","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}