{"id":10316,"date":"2013-04-23T20:58:23","date_gmt":"2013-04-24T00:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=10316"},"modified":"2013-04-23T20:58:23","modified_gmt":"2013-04-24T00:58:23","slug":"geek-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/10316","title":{"rendered":"Geek Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned over the weekend on Twitter that after having two legal beverages of choice Saturday evening, I came home and made an Amazon order.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/8675952807\/\" title=\"20130423_Geek_Toys_006 by Random Michelle, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8120\/8675952807_ed13859f94.jpg?resize=500%2C333\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"20130423_Geek_Toys_006\"><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/8675952595\/\" title=\"20130423_Geek_Toys_005 by Random Michelle, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8265\/8675952595_cdf65438f2.jpg?resize=500%2C333\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"20130423_Geek_Toys_005\"><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>And then after receiving my loot, I realized I had to send an email to Amazon.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/8677058140\/\" title=\"amazon-missing-skeleton-horse by Random Michelle, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8124\/8677058140_6d2a022daa.jpg?resize=500%2C464\" width=\"500\" height=\"464\" alt=\"amazon-missing-skeleton-horse\"><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>WHERE IS MY SKELETON HORSE?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned over the weekend on Twitter that after having two legal beverages of choice Saturday evening, I came home and made an Amazon order. And then after receiving my loot, I realized I had to send an email to Amazon. WHERE IS MY SKELETON HORSE?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[965,1067],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-games","category-geek"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-2Go","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}