{"id":10387,"date":"2013-05-26T20:58:48","date_gmt":"2013-05-27T00:58:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=10387"},"modified":"2013-05-26T21:01:50","modified_gmt":"2013-05-27T01:01:50","slug":"michael-is-annoyed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/10387","title":{"rendered":"Michael Is Annoyed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We spent the day together&#8211;as in, with the exception of Rooms of Resting, we weren&#8217;t more an a few steps from each other for the entire day.<\/p>\n<p>Which is why Michael is annoyed by our step totals.<\/p>\n<p>Michelle: 19647 steps<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/seneca-rocks-steps.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/seneca-rocks-steps.png?resize=198%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Michelle&#039;s Steps\" width=\"198\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10388\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Michael: 17503 steps<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/MichaelSenecaTrip.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/MichaelSenecaTrip.png?resize=400%2C199&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Michael&#039;s Steps\" width=\"400\" height=\"199\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/MichaelSenecaTrip.png?resize=400%2C199&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/MichaelSenecaTrip.png?w=569&amp;ssl=1 569w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p><strong>I WIN!!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>ADDENDUM the First<\/strong>:<br \/>\nI have, in fact, hit 20k steps since we got home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We spent the day together&#8211;as in, with the exception of Rooms of Resting, we weren&#8217;t more an a few steps from each other for the entire day. Which is why Michael is annoyed by our step totals. Michelle: 19647 steps Michael: 17503 steps I WIN!!!!! ADDENDUM the First: I have, in fact, hit 20k steps [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1067,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-2Hx","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}