{"id":1040,"date":"2005-10-17T16:38:27","date_gmt":"2005-10-17T23:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1040"},"modified":"2005-10-17T16:38:27","modified_gmt":"2005-10-17T23:38:27","slug":"flier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1040","title":{"rendered":"Flier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got a flier in the mail (at work) today for Workplace Wellness.<\/p>\n<p>Some things stood out.<\/p>\n<p>First, is it just me or does <strong>Ex-Stress Yourself<\/strong> sound like a way to add extra stress into your life?<br \/>\n(Announcer voice, &#8220;If you don&#8217;t have enough stress in your life, here are ten easy ways to add some EXTRA BONUS stress!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Second,<br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;Do you wake up tried, fatigured, and unwilling to face another day of impacted stress?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Impacted stress? Yikes! That sounds like something that requires either Metamucil or an expensive trip to the dentist. I definitely want to avoid &#8220;impacted stress.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Third,<br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;Does &#8220;core renewal&#8221; sound appealing?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>No. No, it doesn&#8217;t. It sounds like something you&#8217;d do to a nuclear reactor that&#8217;s going bad.<\/p>\n<p>Lastly,<br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;You can learn preventive measures to increase your quality of life at work.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well that just came out ALL wrong, didn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Luckiy, I destressed myself by laughing at the flier, so I can skip the conference.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got a flier in the mail (at work) today for Workplace Wellness. Some things stood out. First, is it just me or does Ex-Stress Yourself sound like a way to add extra stress into your life? (Announcer voice, &#8220;If you don&#8217;t have enough stress in your life, here are ten easy ways to add some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-flier","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}