{"id":1042,"date":"2005-10-18T12:27:45","date_gmt":"2005-10-18T19:27:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1042"},"modified":"2005-10-18T12:27:45","modified_gmt":"2005-10-18T19:27:45","slug":"you-cannot-escape-geek-cooties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1042","title":{"rendered":"You Cannot Escape Geek Cooties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Michael<\/strong>: Hows this for a chistmas gift?  <a href=\"http:\/\/shop.lego.com\/product.asp?p=4504\">http:\/\/shop.lego.com\/product.asp?p=4504<\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Michelle<\/strong>: What?! You LOST the Star Wars Legos I got you last year! (sniff)<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: Say this is for you<br \/>\n<strong>Michelle<\/strong>: I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m the one with the Lego fixation.<br \/>\nNow if they had the USS Defiant&#8230;.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: but it is the falcon<br \/>\n<strong>Michelle<\/strong>: The Defiant is cooler.<br \/>\nEspecially when Worf drives<br \/>\nI am really not having this conversation<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: yes you are..and i can&#8217;t find any defiants sorry<br \/>\n<strong>Michelle<\/strong>: I am so totally contaminated by geek cooties I can&#8217;t stand myself<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael: Hows this for a chistmas gift? http:\/\/shop.lego.com\/product.asp?p=4504 Michelle: What?! You LOST the Star Wars Legos I got you last year! (sniff) Michael: Say this is for you Michelle: I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m the one with the Lego fixation. Now if they had the USS Defiant&#8230;. Michael: but it is the falcon Michelle: The Defiant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-gO","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1042"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}