{"id":1116,"date":"2005-11-29T11:45:05","date_gmt":"2005-11-29T18:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1116"},"modified":"2005-11-29T11:45:05","modified_gmt":"2005-11-29T18:45:05","slug":"garden-gnomes-gather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1116","title":{"rendered":"Garden Gnomes Gather"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love things like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/news\/newsitems\/200511\/s1509576.htm\">this<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Police on Victoria&#8217;s west coast have taken 18 garden gnomes back to their station after finding them on the side of the road.<\/p>\n<p>The gnomes were found around 5:30am AEDT, lined up at a pedestrian crossing on Pertobe Road in Warrnambool.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But I especially love that everyone involved seems to have a sense of humor.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;They are all happy, I have given them a cup of tea and they are minding their business at the moment,&#8221; he said.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well we&#8217;ve got the gnomes back here at the police station at the moment &#8211; unfortunately we were unable to fingerprint them,&#8221; he said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Story that first caught my attention years ago, <a href=\"http:\/\/archives.cnn.com\/2001\/WORLD\/europe\/07\/11\/gnomes.france\/\">here<\/a>.)<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love things like this: Police on Victoria&#8217;s west coast have taken 18 garden gnomes back to their station after finding them on the side of the road. The gnomes were found around 5:30am AEDT, lined up at a pedestrian crossing on Pertobe Road in Warrnambool. But I especially love that everyone involved seems to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-i0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}