{"id":1132,"date":"2005-12-09T08:10:51","date_gmt":"2005-12-09T15:10:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1132"},"modified":"2005-12-09T08:10:51","modified_gmt":"2005-12-09T15:10:51","slug":"more-time-wasting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1132","title":{"rendered":"More Time Wasting"},"content":{"rendered":"

This should come as a surprise:
\n<\/p>\n

According to our research, you’ll be dead by<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n

December 2054
\n at age 84 <\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\n – probable cause – <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\"img1\"
\n heart attack <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\n\n
YOU DIE:  <\/td>\n 84.4 years <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"img2\" <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN:  <\/td>\n 77.1 years <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\n As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality<\/u><\/strong> than the average woman.<\/p>\n

The Death Test at OK Cupid<\/a><\/p>\n

And this shouldn’t:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
90-120<\/b><\/font>
You scored 94% movie knowledge and 75% other knowledge <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\nWow. You’ve nearly seen this movie as much as I have. Watch for the
\nlittle stuff in the credits as you continue to quote the movie! <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n\n
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender<\/i>:<\/p>\n
\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\n
\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 91%<\/b> on movie knowledge<\/b> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n\n\n\n
\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 64%<\/b> on other knowledge<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n
Link: The Princess Bride Obsession Test<\/a> written by inwegreenleaf66<\/a> on OkCupid Free Online Dating<\/a>, home of the 32-Type Dating Test<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

That’s right. I shot gweedo FIRST.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
Han Solo<\/b><\/font>
You scored 25% airiness, 47% squishiness, and 26% edginess! <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

According to our patented JawamaticTM<\/sup> technology,<\/strong> you are most like Han Solo<\/strong> in personality.<\/p>\n

Han Solo is down-to-earth and improvisational, cool-headed and
\ncynical. Appeals to emotion rarely sway him, but as he matured
\nthroughout the saga, he let his less-well-developed compassionate side
\nshow occasionally.<\/p>\n

Solo is, in a word, cool.<\/p>\n

(The polar opposite of Han Solo is Princess Leia Organa<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

The eight profiles are as follows:<\/p>\n

<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n\n
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender<\/i>:<\/p>\n
\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\n
\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 12%<\/b> on airiness<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n\n\n\n\n
\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 54%<\/b> on squishiness<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n\n\n\n
\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 20%<\/b> on edginess<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n
Link: The Star Wars Personality Test<\/a> written by MiguelSanchez<\/a> on Ok Cupid<\/a>, home of the 32-Type Dating Test<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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