{"id":1156,"date":"2005-12-26T08:16:10","date_gmt":"2005-12-26T15:16:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1156"},"modified":"2005-12-26T08:16:10","modified_gmt":"2005-12-26T15:16:10","slug":"happy-boxing-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1156","title":{"rendered":"Happy Boxing Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, as was traditional, we played <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pagat.com\/exact\/ohhell.html\">Oh Hell<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>This was the bidding for the three hand.<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: Okay, bids?<br \/>\n<strong>Mom<\/strong>: One<br \/>\n<strong>Dad<\/strong>: Two<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: One. That&#8217;s four to you Michael, you can&#8217;t bid negative one.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: Cool. I bid zero.<br \/>\n<strong>Dad<\/strong>: Wait! I didn&#8217;t bid!<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: Yeah you did, you bid two.<br \/>\n<strong>Mom<\/strong>: Yes, you bid two, I heard you.<br \/>\n<strong>Dad<\/strong>: No! No! That wasn&#8217;t my bid! That was &#8216;One, two, buckle my shoe!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, as was traditional, we played Oh Hell. This was the bidding for the three hand. Me: Okay, bids? Mom: One Dad: Two Me: One. That&#8217;s four to you Michael, you can&#8217;t bid negative one. Michael: Cool. I bid zero. Dad: Wait! I didn&#8217;t bid! Me: Yeah you did, you bid two. Mom: Yes, you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-iE","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}