{"id":12295,"date":"2015-05-16T09:51:16","date_gmt":"2015-05-16T13:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=12295"},"modified":"2015-05-16T09:51:54","modified_gmt":"2015-05-16T13:51:54","slug":"do-not-eat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/12295","title":{"rendered":"Do Not Eat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a new pair (set?) of Chums for my sunglasses, and was amused when I read the care directions.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/17542925059\" title=\"chums by Michelle Klishis, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c4.staticflickr.com\/8\/7776\/17542925059_0019e46d3a_z.jpg?resize=501%2C640&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"501\" height=\"640\" alt=\"chums\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Yes, the picture does show a head with a fork.)<\/p>\n<p>I showed them to Michael, who was also amused.<\/p>\n<p>Later, when I was taking off my sunglasses and hanging them up&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Michael: How did they taste?<br \/>\nMichelle: ?<br \/>\nMichael: We know you don&#8217;t follow directions, so how did they taste?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a new pair (set?) of Chums for my sunglasses, and was amused when I read the care directions. (Yes, the picture does show a head with a fork.) I showed them to Michael, who was also amused. Later, when I was taking off my sunglasses and hanging them up&#8230; Michael: How did they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-3cj","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}