{"id":123,"date":"2004-03-04T16:47:05","date_gmt":"2004-03-04T23:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/123"},"modified":"2004-03-04T16:47:05","modified_gmt":"2004-03-04T23:47:05","slug":"to-make-up-for-the-last-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/123","title":{"rendered":"To Make Up for the Last Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s some Arcata Eye:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.arcataeye.com\/police04\/040126police.shtml\">Saturday, January 3 1:48 a.m<\/a>. No license plate or headlights. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s kind of a dealbreaker when it comes to driving.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.arcataeye.com\/police04\/040209police.shtml\">Monday, January 26  9:52 a.m<\/a>. A woman hadn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t planted a gray, four-wheel-drive truck in her J Street flower garden, so it was rolled back into the street.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.arcataeye.com\/police04\/040216police.shtml\">3:41 a.m.<\/a> Construction sites fascinate teenagers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s some Arcata Eye: Saturday, January 3 1:48 a.m. No license plate or headlights. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s kind of a dealbreaker when it comes to driving. Monday, January 26 9:52 a.m. A woman hadn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t planted a gray, four-wheel-drive truck in her J Street flower garden, so it was rolled back into the street. 3:41 a.m. Construction sites [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-1Z","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}