I have several bathrobes, which I wear all the time.<\/p>\n
This is partially because I like bathrobes (I have three–a heavy terrycloth robe for winter, and two waffle cotton robes for summer) and partially because we shower in the basement, and it’s a trek to make in the winter.<\/p>\n
The softest robe has been causing problems for the past couple months–the overlap has been getting smaller and smaller, and it’s a bit to small to contain… me.<\/p>\n
This, of course, made me feel badly about myself.<\/p>\n
Until I realized that the loops for the tie were no longer at my waist, but are now just underneath my armpits.<\/p>\n
The damned thing has been slowly shrinking, but I was convinced that the change was in me.<\/p>\n
Nevermind that all my other clothes fit fine, and I’m still wearing the smaller jeans (I have jeans in two sizes; 10 and 12. I’ve been wearing the 10s) but I was somehow convinced that I was getting bigger.<\/p>\n
Brains are stupid.<\/p>\n
Also, I’m totally getting another robe to replace this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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