{"id":1282,"date":"2006-03-31T12:09:02","date_gmt":"2006-03-31T19:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1282"},"modified":"2006-03-31T12:09:02","modified_gmt":"2006-03-31T19:09:02","slug":"logs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1282","title":{"rendered":"Logs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is a good day to go through my referer logs.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Top 10 Search Terms<\/strong>:<br \/>\nvlad taltos<br \/>\nhtml clock<br \/>\nfemale fantasy authors<br \/>\nrandom quiz<br \/>\ncentipedes<br \/>\nplush germs<br \/>\ntaltos<br \/>\ngrass jelly<br \/>\npr0n<br \/>\nmerovingian line<\/p>\n<p>Okay, the centipedes bother me, because I HATE centipedes. (shudder)<br \/>\nAlso, I&#8217;m certain that people looking for actual pr0n were quite disappointed by the flower pr0n.<\/p>\n<p>Now for the odder things:<\/p>\n<p><strong>male chest<\/strong><br \/>\nPlease go <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com\/index.php\">here<\/a>: See the category &#8220;Covers Gone Wild&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>reading\/short passages about secrets on shoes<\/strong><br \/>\nThat&#8217;s me. International woman of mystery and secrets on shoes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>fairy tale told the opposite way<\/strong><br \/>\nTold the opposite way of what? Start with the moral and end with &#8220;Once upon a time&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p><strong>pictures of euthanasia requests<\/strong><br \/>\nOkay, that&#8217;s screwed up.<\/p>\n<p><strong>funny folk tales that no one has heard of before<\/strong><br \/>\nIf no one has heard them before, then they&#8217;re not folktales.<\/p>\n<p><strong>fairy tales translated to italian<\/strong><br \/>\nWhy are you searching in English?<\/p>\n<p><strong>what do a photosynthesis really do<\/strong><br \/>\nA photosynthesis is the little man that lives in plants and changes them into vegetables.<\/p>\n<p><strong>phoenix guards if i<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8230;completed my search terms I&#8217;d get better results<\/p>\n<p><strong>www. holle kitty partying.<\/strong><br \/>\nIs this a typo or a perversion?<\/p>\n<p><strong>folktales that involve real folktales not just make believe<\/strong><br \/>\nMaybe you&#8217;re not understanding what a folktale is.<\/p>\n<p><strong>spinach police uniforms<\/strong><br \/>\nThat must be one of those new, city trends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is a good day to go through my referer logs. The Top 10 Search Terms: vlad taltos html clock female fantasy authors random quiz centipedes plush germs taltos grass jelly pr0n merovingian line Okay, the centipedes bother me, because I HATE centipedes. (shudder) Also, I&#8217;m certain that people looking for actual pr0n were quite [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-logs","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}