{"id":1305,"date":"2006-04-19T08:18:41","date_gmt":"2006-04-19T15:18:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1305"},"modified":"2006-04-19T08:18:41","modified_gmt":"2006-04-19T15:18:41","slug":"yee-haw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1305","title":{"rendered":"Yee Haw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot to mention yesterday a bit of a conversation I had with my friend Kim.<\/p>\n<p>It seems she discovered her neighbor spray painting his white urban attack vehicle orange. <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the result:<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"orange 01 car\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.klishis.com\/random\/images\/orange01.JPG?resize=640%2C480\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh. He also installed a new horn. She says it&#8217;s VERY loud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot to mention yesterday a bit of a conversation I had with my friend Kim. It seems she discovered her neighbor spray painting his white urban attack vehicle orange. Here&#8217;s the result:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-l3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}