And it’s time for a roundup of keyphrases that brought people to my website.<\/p>\n
plush germs<\/a><\/strong> folktales the old woman who is also a witch and missing pets<\/strong> easter elephant toy<\/strong> senic pictures of hungry<\/strong> zombie defense<\/strong> tiddly duty<\/strong> how non-fiction book covers are made<\/strong> ogg ambient darth vader free<\/strong> a really really good moonlight one that is really really really short<\/strong> what are some non-fiction book names?<\/strong> women stomping on bugs<\/strong> evangelical unitarians<\/strong> And it’s time for a roundup of keyphrases that brought people to my website. plush germs and rabies folktales the old woman who is also a witch and missing pets That’s too bad when the witch’s pets run off. easter elephant toy Okay, I thought the Easter Elephant was just something my dad did to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-searched","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nand
\nrabies<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nThat’s too bad when the witch’s pets run off.<\/p>\n
\nOkay, I thought the Easter Elephant was just something my dad did to screw with our heads (also: Christmas Elephant, Birthday Elephant, Valentine’s Day Elephant)<\/p>\n
\nSee also: Heroin chic<\/p>\n
\nand
\nzombie defensive kit<\/strong>
\nSee! It’s not just me who thinks we need to prepare.<\/p>\n
\nAm I missing something here?<\/p>\n
\nBy taking pictures of non-fiction items.<\/p>\n
\nWha?<\/p>\n
\nI think you want to buy a noun.<\/p>\n
\nWhat aren’t?<\/p>\n
\nThat’s very… interesting.<\/p>\n
\nIsn’t that a contradiction in terms?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"