{"id":1317,"date":"2006-04-28T12:27:43","date_gmt":"2006-04-28T19:27:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1317"},"modified":"2006-04-28T12:27:43","modified_gmt":"2006-04-28T19:27:43","slug":"mrawr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1317","title":{"rendered":"MRAWR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes <a href=\"http:\/\/klishis.com\/Cats\/katbed.jpg\">Kat<\/a> reminds me of a dragon.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t mean to insinuate that I have actually seen a dragon\u00e2\u20ac\u201dI haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t. Nor am I saying I believe that they exist\u00e2\u20ac\u201dI don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t.<\/p>\n<p>It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just that sometimes, the way he moves his head reminds me of how I imagine a dragon would move. And sometimes he looks at you as if he&#8217;s seriously considering using his fiery breath to turn you into a crispy snack, except that it would require too much effort. And besides, then he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d have to go hunt his own food, and that would definitely be too much effort.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes Kat reminds me of a dragon. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t mean to insinuate that I have actually seen a dragon\u00e2\u20ac\u201dI haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t. Nor am I saying I believe that they exist\u00e2\u20ac\u201dI don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just that sometimes, the way he moves his head reminds me of how I imagine a dragon would move. And sometimes he looks at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-mrawr","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}