{"id":1355,"date":"2006-05-22T11:42:03","date_gmt":"2006-05-22T18:42:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1355"},"modified":"2006-05-22T11:42:03","modified_gmt":"2006-05-22T18:42:03","slug":"humph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1355","title":{"rendered":"Humph"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sent Michael an e-mail with the subject I WANT TO DO THIS!!! followed by a link to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zug.com\/gab\/index.cgi?func=view_thread&amp;sort=active&amp;head=1&amp;thread_id=64475\">this page<\/a><\/p>\n<p>His response?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I will not bail you out of jail.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Jeesh. He&#8217;s no fun at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sent Michael an e-mail with the subject I WANT TO DO THIS!!! followed by a link to this page His response? &#8220;I will not bail you out of jail.&#8221; Jeesh. He&#8217;s no fun at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-humph","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}