{"id":1380,"date":"2006-06-09T15:57:04","date_gmt":"2006-06-09T22:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1380"},"modified":"2006-06-09T15:57:04","modified_gmt":"2006-06-09T22:57:04","slug":"note-to-stupid-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1380","title":{"rendered":"Note To Stupid People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you insist on having loud cell phone conversations in public spaces&#8211;particularly conversations where you are arguing unpleasantly with your mother\/girlfriend\/boyfriend\/roommate&#8211;please be aware that any stupid things you say <strong>will<\/strong> become a running joke.<\/p>\n<p>Especially if you say something particularly ridiculous, such as, &#8220;Fine! I&#8217;ll sell my twenty-seven inch TV!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was the way he kept <strong>repeating<\/strong> &#8220;twenty-seven inch TV&#8221; that did it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you insist on having loud cell phone conversations in public spaces&#8211;particularly conversations where you are arguing unpleasantly with your mother\/girlfriend\/boyfriend\/roommate&#8211;please be aware that any stupid things you say will become a running joke. Especially if you say something particularly ridiculous, such as, &#8220;Fine! I&#8217;ll sell my twenty-seven inch TV!&#8221; It was the way he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-mg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}