{"id":1447,"date":"2006-08-25T08:29:16","date_gmt":"2006-08-25T15:29:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1447"},"modified":"2006-08-25T08:29:16","modified_gmt":"2006-08-25T15:29:16","slug":"currently-undergoing-psychiatric-evaluation-police-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1447","title":{"rendered":"Currently Undergoing Psychiatric Evaluation, Police Say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, West Virginia has the BEST criminals.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.delmarvanow.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/article?AID=\/20060824\/NEWS01\/608240312\/1002\">A West Virginia man claiming he was Osama Bin Laden led police on a high-speed chase before he ultimately crashed into other vehicles, police said.<\/p>\n<p>The terrorist act of choice for Tena Bergeno, 26, of Charleston, W.Va., was threatening by drink blender<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You just have to love the phrase, &#8220;allegedly brandished a blender.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/hillbillysophisticate.blogspot.com\/\">S<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, West Virginia has the BEST criminals. A West Virginia man claiming he was Osama Bin Laden led police on a high-speed chase before he ultimately crashed into other vehicles, police said. The terrorist act of choice for Tena Bergeno, 26, of Charleston, W.Va., was threatening by drink blender You just have to love the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-nl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}