{"id":1452,"date":"2006-08-31T19:47:21","date_gmt":"2006-09-01T02:47:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1452"},"modified":"2006-08-31T19:47:21","modified_gmt":"2006-09-01T02:47:21","slug":"what-did-you-say-dear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1452","title":{"rendered":"What Did You Say Dear?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Michael<\/strong>: [Long ramble about Giant Eagle and gift cards and the gasoline discount.] But you don&#8217;t really care.<br \/>\n<strong>Michelle<\/strong>: I care <em>deeply<\/em>. Just not about whatever the hell it is you&#8217;re going on about.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah. I need more chocolate in my diet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael: [Long ramble about Giant Eagle and gift cards and the gasoline discount.] But you don&#8217;t really care. Michelle: I care deeply. Just not about whatever the hell it is you&#8217;re going on about. Yeah. I need more chocolate in my diet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-nq","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}