{"id":1460,"date":"2006-09-06T12:16:34","date_gmt":"2006-09-06T19:16:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1460"},"modified":"2006-09-06T12:16:34","modified_gmt":"2006-09-06T19:16:34","slug":"goaty-oats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1460","title":{"rendered":"Goaty Oats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I love the Health Sciences cafeteria. <\/p>\n<p>But some of the things they serve have the most unappetizing names.<\/p>\n<p>Take today&#8217;s menu for example.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Groats\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.klishis.com\/random\/images\/groats.jpg?resize=773%2C243\" width=\"773\" height=\"243\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Groats sounds particularly unappetizing&#8211;like something having to do with goats.<\/p>\n<p>Not that &#8220;hulled oat kernels&#8221; sounds particularly appetizing either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I love the Health Sciences cafeteria. But some of the things they serve have the most unappetizing names. Take today&#8217;s menu for example. Groats sounds particularly unappetizing&#8211;like something having to do with goats. Not that &#8220;hulled oat kernels&#8221; sounds particularly appetizing either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-ny","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}