{"id":1468,"date":"2006-09-13T21:49:19","date_gmt":"2006-09-14T04:49:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1468"},"modified":"2006-09-13T21:49:19","modified_gmt":"2006-09-14T04:49:19","slug":"drat-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1468","title":{"rendered":"Drat Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you listen very carefully, some time two or three days from now you&#8217;re going to hear a lot of yelling&#8211;all associated with my name.<\/p>\n<p>We just bought my grandmother a cell phone with a local Baltimore exchange. I just charged the battery and entered all the phone numbers I knew. It&#8217;s going to be shipped off tomorrow, and should reach her at my aunt&#8217;s house relatively quickly. Then the hollering will begin as she gets mad that I spent so much money on her.<\/p>\n<p>Funny thing is that since we just added her onto our plan, it&#8217;ll probably be cheaper than her land line.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you listen very carefully, some time two or three days from now you&#8217;re going to hear a lot of yelling&#8211;all associated with my name. We just bought my grandmother a cell phone with a local Baltimore exchange. I just charged the battery and entered all the phone numbers I knew. It&#8217;s going to be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-nG","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1468"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1468\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}