{"id":1471,"date":"2006-09-16T13:26:23","date_gmt":"2006-09-16T20:26:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1471"},"modified":"2006-09-16T13:26:23","modified_gmt":"2006-09-16T20:26:23","slug":"cat-toy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1471","title":{"rendered":"Cat Toy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Michelle<\/strong>: You can also pick up the empty cat food bag from the floor.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: I&#8217;m leaving it there for the cats to play with.<br \/>\n<strong>Michelle<\/strong>: No you&#8217;re not.<\/p>\n<p>Is this a male thing, thinking that a giant, empty, cat food bag makes a good cat toy? (Mind you, the bag wasn&#8217;t gaping open. There was only a small opening to pour out the food. Most likely too small for a cat to enter.)<\/p>\n<p>Or is it just an excuse for not bothering to throw away the trash?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michelle: You can also pick up the empty cat food bag from the floor. Michael: I&#8217;m leaving it there for the cats to play with. Michelle: No you&#8217;re not. Is this a male thing, thinking that a giant, empty, cat food bag makes a good cat toy? (Mind you, the bag wasn&#8217;t gaping open. There [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-nJ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}