{"id":1487,"date":"2006-10-01T19:50:27","date_gmt":"2006-10-02T02:50:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1487"},"modified":"2006-10-01T19:50:27","modified_gmt":"2006-10-02T02:50:27","slug":"stuff-on-my-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1487","title":{"rendered":"Stuff On My Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Michelle<\/strong>: My cat has lost his mind.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: What are you doing?<br \/>\n<strong>Michelle<\/strong>: Coloring.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"cat_nose1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.klishis.com\/random\/images\/cat_nose1.jpg?resize=439%2C515\" width=\"439\" height=\"515\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I initially just poked him in the nose with a grease pen. He didn&#8217;t flinch, so then I ran the grease pen down his forehead to his nose. Still no reaction, so I started coloring in the patch of white fur above his nose. <\/p>\n<p>I got bored before he got annoyed.<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t believe that innocent look he&#8217;s got going there. He totally deserves to have his nose drawn on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michelle: My cat has lost his mind. Michael: What are you doing? Michelle: Coloring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-nZ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}