{"id":1505,"date":"2006-10-13T12:24:25","date_gmt":"2006-10-13T19:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1505"},"modified":"2006-10-13T12:24:25","modified_gmt":"2006-10-13T19:24:25","slug":"yay-i-get-to-be-a-citizen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1505","title":{"rendered":"Yay! I Get to Be a Citizen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/13442226\/\">Do you have what it takes to become a citizen?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You answered 100% of questions correctly. Here&#8217;s your rating:<\/p>\n<p>0-20%: Maybe you&#8217;re still thinking too much about the Old Country &#8212; and that&#8217;s where you should probably be.<\/p>\n<p>25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn&#8217;t going to impress those nice immigration folks.<\/p>\n<p>45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again &#8212; word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.<\/p>\n<p>65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.<\/p>\n<p>85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)<\/p>\n<p>The one that almost threw me off asked which Amendment did NOT deal with voting rights. I got that one on a lucky guess. <\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.journalscape.com\/erin\/\">erin<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you have what it takes to become a citizen? You answered 100% of questions correctly. Here&#8217;s your rating: 0-20%: Maybe you&#8217;re still thinking too much about the Old Country &#8212; and that&#8217;s where you should probably be. 25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn&#8217;t going to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-oh","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}