{"id":1514,"date":"2006-10-25T22:32:18","date_gmt":"2006-10-26T05:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1514"},"modified":"2006-10-25T22:32:18","modified_gmt":"2006-10-26T05:32:18","slug":"very-very-very-short-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/1514","title":{"rendered":"Very Very Very Short Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wired.com\/wired\/archive\/14.11\/sixwords.html\">Six word stories written for Wired<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I am particularly fond of these:<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cI couldn\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t believe she\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2d shoot me.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<br \/>\n&#8211; Howard Chaykin<\/p>\n<p>Dinosaurs return. Want their oil back.<br \/>\n&#8211; David Brin<\/p>\n<p>I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2m dead. I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2ve missed you. Kiss \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6 ?<br \/>\n&#8211; Neil Gaiman<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com\/index.php\">Smart Bitches who Love Trashy Books<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Six word stories written for Wired. I am particularly fond of these: \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cI couldn\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t believe she\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2d shoot me.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d &#8211; Howard Chaykin Dinosaurs return. Want their oil back. &#8211; David Brin I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2m dead. I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2ve missed you. Kiss \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6 ? &#8211; Neil Gaiman (via Smart Bitches who Love Trashy Books)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books-reading"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-oq","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}